DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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[speechless]
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JULIA: Maggie's gone back to Wyndecliff, and Mrs. Stoddard has put me in charge of you and David. Now get upstairs and do your homework before I get trigger-happy.
AMY: I've heard of governesses without their estrogen before, but this is over the top, Dr. Hoffman!
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Julia: So kid... I overheard you tell David you thought Barnabas was "kind of cute."
Amy: Um... I'm ten.
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Amy: Julia, I heard you and Barnabas talking, and I don't know much about guns but that looks like a 1937 Colt 38 Snub nose and Jesse James was killed by an 1875 Colt .45 revolver commonly known as the Peacemaker.
Julia: Damn Ebay!
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Julia: This is a stick up. Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the grown now.
Amy: Your mean. I don't want to play cops and ropers with you any more.
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amy:"i asked you for GUM not a gun!"
julia:"sorry violet...i mean amy."
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Announcer: "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Amy Jennings learns that Julia Hoffman is not glad to see her."
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Announcer: "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Amy Jennings learns that Julia Hoffman is not glad to see her."
That made me literally laugh out loud :) the other posts are great too :)
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Amy: Dr. Hoffman why are you taking a gun on your date with Barnabas?
Dr. Hoffman: Let's just say that this is for a little added assurance that Barnabas won't be looking at every sweet young thing that walks by.
FireRose
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Julia: "I wouldn't like to shoot ya Amy, but I will if you come any closer."
Amy: "I guess I just don't understand grown-ups..."
[hdscrt]
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Julia: "Now that I've got some silver bullets, I feel lucky. Amy... you're looking a little werewolf-y.... well, I've got Dr. Hoffman's patented prescription, right here..."
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Julia: So kid... I overheard you tell David you thought Barnabas was "kind of cute."
Amy: Um... I'm ten.
[lghy] That is great.
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J: O...kay! I'm ready to meet Barnbas at the alter. Shall we go Amy?
A: I've heard of "shotgun" weddings but this is ridiculous!
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Julia: Hello Amy, I thought we could just talk.... you know, like friends.
Amy: If this the way grown ups make friends... I'm in trouble.
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Julia: This is a stick up. Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the grown now.
Amy: Your mean. I don't want to play cops and ropers with you any more.
Woops, funny for the wrong reason, I should have typed:
Julia: This is a stick up. Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the ground now.
Amy: Your mean. I don't want to play cops and robbers with you any more.
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"Gee, whiz, Dr. Hoffman, what's the problem? Maggie said that she just wanted to share a quiet, candlelit supper with Barnabas at her old cottage, and for you to kindly take David and me to Arby's for dinner."
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Julia: "Well, Amy, I'm having my 'female time' this week, and once a month I do tend to fly off the handle."
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A: Gee whiz Dr. Hoffman. All I asked was if you could take me and David to Toys R Us to get him a new toy chest! No need to get violent!
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Back in the late 60s, it was okay for an adult to point a gun at a child on tv.
Today? There wouldn't be fans outside the studio, there would be protesters!
(Not, funny--sorry.)