C/A: "Keep your distance, sir! You're making my wig very nervous!"
B: "It's your desire to remain living and breathing which ought to be nervous right now, madame!"
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GOD that dress is HIDEOUS! Every time I see it I am boggled by how horrible it really is.
Lately the wig seems to be getting my undivided attention, but yes, the dress is too ugly even for a homeless shelter couch cover. Somehow I think the effect wouldn't be so severe without the wig though. I'm semi-obsessing on the wig. I want someone to photoshop it onto all trhe characters' heads. And maybe their elbows. Tiny little elbow wigs, new fashion trend. I just may be wigging out here.