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Episode #0301
« on: April 19, 2005, 09:00:34 AM »
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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 09:18:05 AM »
Willie:  Look, Barnabas, I'm...I'm tellin' ya. I'm sorry what I said about your big ass flattening the cushion of yer favorite chair.
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 09:32:48 AM »
Barnabas thinks: "Oh geez, not the 'buzzer in the hand' trick again."

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 12:43:46 PM »
Willie: "Aw, Barnabas....isn't there a better place to install the Transporter than the Front Parlor?
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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 02:30:16 PM »
Willie:  Barabas are you alive you've got a halo over yer head.

Barabas:  Willie that's just a low hanging lighting fixture. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 10:27:45 PM »
Willie: Yo' Blood, gimme five.

Barnabas: No more trips to Uptown New York for you, Willie!

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 10:53:56 PM »
Willie: I swear Barnabas i don't have it--

Barnabas:  . .i'm not exactly what this 'diaphram' things is Dr Hoffman is looking for but you're the only other person who has been here. . .
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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 11:35:47 PM »
Barnabas: The next time you trick me with one of them "super sour gumballs" it could mean your life.
its a sudden death that i know, my father wrote me to say that, my cousin, uncle jeremiah was, was very disturbed.

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2005, 12:07:26 AM »
Willie: I swear Barnabas i don't have it--
Barnabas:  . .i'm not exactly what this 'diaphram' things is Dr Hoffman is looking for but you're the only other person who has been here. . .

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2005, 01:55:45 AM »
Willie:  What do you mean you couldn't figure out the shadow puppet?  I'm tellin' you it was a dog.

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 02:49:15 PM »
W: Aww come on Barnabas.  Just this once can't I lead?
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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2006, 04:48:58 PM »
BC: "Why Willie... I can't imagine what your right hand is doing there, WILLIE..."  (BLING!!  Halo appears over Barnabas's head.)
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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2006, 11:39:03 PM »
Willie: I tell ya...I'm being misquoted Barnabas! I never said anything about working for some old decrepit fart who smells like 175 years worth of dead skin....honest!
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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 04:57:25 AM »
 :o Willie: Barnabas I don't like the way yer starin' at my throat! Yer not plannin' to...NO!!!

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Re: Episode #0301
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2021, 10:11:43 PM »
Willie: Aw, Barnabas . . . I can feel it kicking.  How long ago did Angelique cast the magic baby spell on you?

Barnabas:  Willie!!!  It’s not funny.  I only put on five pounds. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!