Episode #0212

[Jackie]

 

[Janet the Wicked]

L: ...you'll want to me my brother Roger, his little boy David, and my daughter Carolyn. And another thing. You simply must try one of Mrs. Johnson's famous boiled dinners and Indian pudding. I...
B: Is that Glade I smell?

[Bob_the_Bartender]

"Barnabas, has anyone ever remarked to you, that with that prominent and regally-aquiline proboscis of yours, you look just like Basil Rathbone or even Jamie Farr?" 

[IluvBarnabas]

Elizabeth: You really do look so much look like the original Barnabas Collins, Barnabas.

Barnabas (thinking): She's already said that 20 times!! I knew I should have introduced myself as Bramwell Collins instead...

[BuzzH]

Elizabeth: You really do look so much look like the original Barnabas Collins, Barnabas.
Barnabas (thinking): She's already said that 20 times!! I knew I should have introduced myself as Bramwell Collins instead...

Literal LOL!  LOVE it! 

[loril54]

Elizabeth: You really do look so much look like the original Barnabas Collins, Barnabas.

Barnabas thinking, I wish I could tell them. Just think about all the power and money I could have. Just think that family having to depend on female. But she does look like my mother

[Alondra]

Barnabas thinking: Ahhhh, after 172 years in that coffin, to smell fresh air again!

Alondra

[loril54]

Barnabas thinking: Ahhhh, after 172 years in that coffin, to smell fresh air again!

Back then they didn't have Glade stick-ums