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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2006, 02:07:23 AM »
Yes, and for me it would have happened early on when she was workin' the cure and he was evil. What a wonderfully tense moment that would have created in the scene. Barn probably would have choked the crap out of her.

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2006, 02:19:18 AM »
Bruno 1970 - - - Just for having that incredible "Chateau Pimp of Hollywood" hair and wardrobe.  [cool9] His "I'll do anything" attitude makes me want to see him degraded in every possible way.  WHOOPS!  That would have to be a modern cable show, wouldn't it? [santa_evil]


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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2006, 09:00:48 AM »
Both 1970PT Quentin & Maggie needed a good hard slap across the face. Quentin possibly with knuckles involved.

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Abigail. I can't say I ever wanted to slap her, more like throttle.

Vicki deserved a good slap several times in 1795. If only to say "What the hell are you thinking saying this? SHUT UP and keep a LOW profile!"

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2006, 03:36:51 PM »
I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Abigail.

Well I more or less said she did when I said that EVERYONE on the show deserved to be bitch-slapped at least once.   [santa_azn]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2006, 04:14:10 PM »
I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Abigail.

Well I more or less said she did when I said that EVERYONE on the show deserved to be bitch-slapped at least once.   [santa_azn]

True. But I'm thinking arashi probably meant a specific mention of Abigail - and possibly for specific reasons. Though it certainly includes her, "everyone" is a bit generic.  [santa_wink]

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2006, 07:37:17 PM »
one should never strike a child however...

david certainly tested my patience during the early barnabas storyline when he broke into the old house(after he had repeatedly been told not to)and encounters maggie done up a la josette collins and fancies her a "ghost".

not only was this clearly not an appparition but a flesh and blood person it was also a girl david knew well and also knew was missing.

now i realize we are supposed to see this scene through the fanciful perspective of an "imaginative child" but it comes across as ridiculous.it's also another case of the writers trying to make david act younger than he was.while this type of fantasy might be reasonably understandable coming from a four year old one would hope an intelligent child of ten would be able to make this differentiation.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2006, 07:50:12 PM »
Angelique and Julia both!
Then I'd direct them both to the nearest 12 step meeting!

And Abigail.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2006, 06:08:29 PM »
one should never strike a child however...
I would also agree in most cases. But if I had to deal with that little homicidal maniac (still talking about the early version) I would have either slapped him with my hand or slapped him into a straight jacket.  [santa_cheesy]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2006, 05:30:44 AM »
Vicki deserved a good slap several times in 1795. If only to say "What the hell are you thinking saying this? SHUT UP and keep a LOW profile!"

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2006, 06:03:18 AM »
Well.. yeah, I think the same thing... but we would require some adjustment time ourselves.     If we really found ourselves in 1795... really... it would be a hell of a lot more jarring and hard to take in than it was for Victoria I think.     Sure, you can see there's a pattern, in one character after another looking like familiar people, but you don't get used to something THAT crazy very fast.    You don't start expecting it.     You don't get blase, and think, oh sure, that guy looks just like Maggie's father, big deal...
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2006, 07:36:10 AM »
The longer it's been since I've watched 1795, the more convinced I become that Vicky believed, while she was there, that she was in a dream, and so it made dreamlike sense to say, "Hey, Joe, what are you doing in that yummy uniform?" and so on.  I might change my mind if I went back and watched it again.

Something that has started to interest me recently is the question of how Sarah managed to propel Vicky back into the past.  That's some serious power that Sarah wielded there, and I wouldn't have expected her to be able to pull it off.

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2006, 09:14:43 AM »
However, it makes perfect sense to me that Sarah, in a seance, would have been able to inhabit Victoria, and put her through a sort of time-compressed dream, taking her personally through the whole story of how Barnabas came to be, as if she'd been there herself.    Sarah would have thought this was a story that had to be told for the sake of everyone involved, to stop further murders, and to make Victoria and perhaps the Collinses aware of what a good man Barnabas started out as, so they could not judge him too harshly.    I think it's very possible that this was the original intent.

Sarah just exchanging one governess for another across a couple centuries makes no sense.   (I don't know the latter half of 1795 or 1968 though.)   My little theory doesn't account for the governess-swap though.    A dream during a possession wouldn't account for Miss Whoever popping into Victoria's seat in 1967.

This scenario would have led to Barnabas's rehabilitation as a protagonist whose past was known and forgiven by some of the "present-day" characters, at least... more than just Julia.... this may have been considered too much to expect from the family.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2006, 09:52:37 AM »
Hallie Frickin' Stokes!!!
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2006, 10:04:16 AM »
Hallie Frickin' Stokes!!!

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2006, 06:06:01 AM »
Well.. yeah, I think the same thing... but we would require some adjustment time ourselves. If we really found ourselves in 1795... really... it would be a hell of a lot more jarring and hard to take in than it was for Victoria I think. Sure, you can see there's a pattern, in one character after another looking like familiar people, but you don't get used to something THAT crazy very fast. You don't start expecting it. You don't get blase, and think, oh sure, that guy looks just like Maggie's father, big deal...

This is an excellent point, Magnus. Vicki might have seemed completely mad to keep spouting off how much everyone looked like people she knew, but honestly, we the viewers were able to see her predicament from the outside, only experiencing her shock and bewilderment vicariously. And after all, she, unlike us, didn't have the daily reminder recited to her, "A seance has been held at the great house of Collinwood...the faces are the same, but the names and relationships have changed..."  [santa_grin]
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