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Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« on: October 03, 2006, 10:48:18 PM »
Rewatching the Leviathan story, he's nowhere to be seen. Where did he go? He was so dang protective of Sabrina before the 1897 storyline then he just disappeared into thin air....

Any one have any ideas what happened to the esteemed  ;D Mr. Stuart?

Could he have been a victim of a werewolf......maybe he got gobbled up, bones and all....the way he got aggressive with Sabrina I have a feeling she wouldn't miss him too much.

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2006, 12:58:01 AM »
In the DS Virtual Series, I wrote that he relocated to Canada and never came back.

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2006, 02:47:09 AM »
He's dead.  Please tell me that he's dead!
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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2006, 04:00:41 AM »
He's dead.  Please tell me that he's dead!

I echo that!  Don't care, just glad he went!  He was the WORST of the Davis characters!   ::)
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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2006, 04:57:24 AM »
Sabrina committed fratricide and stuffed Ned's body in a hope chest... but not before shaving his head, dyeing the hair black, and using it for her own "new look."

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2006, 05:31:11 AM »
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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2006, 04:52:15 PM »
If I'm not mistaken....

[spoiler]Didn't Ned return in Return to Collinwood, suddenly married to Carolyn Stoddard Hawkes, then making her Carolyn Stoddard Hawkes Stuart? C'mon now people! He was like totally abusive towards his sister, and you're going to marry him off to Carolyn?[/spoiler]

I made this comment somewhere in the past that between Carolyn and someone else, they are really trying to give Liz Taylor a run for her money. Anyone care to list Liz's full name just for kicks and giggles?
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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2006, 06:59:11 PM »
I didn't catch Return to Collinwood, but [spoiler]Carolyn married Ned Stuart?!! Whose brilliant idea was that....NOT!  Especially considering she was very suspicious of Ned when he came to Collinwood posing as an "old friend" of Chris. Pairing her with Ned just makes no sense to me. And frankly I can't see any romantic chemistry between Nancy Barrett and Roger Davis regardless of who they were playing.

Why they didn't have her marry Tony Peterson....would have made a heck of a lot more sense.[/spoiler]

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2006, 07:54:10 PM »
I didn't catch Return to Collinwood, but [spoiler]Carolyn married Ned Stuart?!![/spoiler]  Whose brilliant idea was that?

Okay, first off, Return to Collinwood is NOT canon, period.  It was just some, IMHO, stupid little drama that Jamison Selby cooked up and it was brutally bad, again, IMHO.

I can't see any romantic chemistry between Nancy Barrett and Roger Davis.

ITA w/this!  Davis didn't have chemistry w/anyone I didn't think.   ::)
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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2006, 08:06:37 PM »
Okay, first off, Return to Collinwood is NOT canon, period.  It was just some, IMHO, stupid little drama that Jamison Selby cooked up and it was brutally bad, again, IMHO.
You have to bear in mind that he had to concoct a storyline that would use all of the actors who attended that year's Festival. That also meant he was stuck with whatever present-day characters were still available for those actors to play. He had a lot of bases to cover, and he had to deal with some last minute substitutions. Frankly, I wouldn't have touched that task with a 10-foot pole, but, as the Big Finish folks acknowledge on their site for their DS audios, the fact that he decided to take a stab at it was an important step in the creation of the new audio drama series.

That's the same reason why reunion episodes of television shows are wholly unsatisfying. So many nods have to be made in so many different directions incorporating so many characters that it's practically impossible to pull it off. In trying to cover all the bases, you wind up producing something that doesn't really resemble an original episode.


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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2006, 08:32:12 PM »
Sabrina told him to get lost... he was heartbroken so he jumped off Widow's Hill to join the widows!!

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2006, 01:12:53 AM »
I think he moved to Cincinnati and became a phone telemarketer.  He had to memorize a script that began:  "Hello!  We are willing to offer you a 40% discount right now if you consider having Slapon Aluminum Siding protect your home with our valuable product, guaranteed to..."

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2006, 04:19:53 AM »
I think he moved to Cincinnati and became a phone telemarketer. He had to memorize a script that began: "Hello! We are willing to offer you a 40% discount right now if you consider having Slapon Aluminum Siding protect your home with our valuable product, guaranteed to..."

No, no, dear friend. He had to memorize what he was going to tell them!

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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2006, 02:23:39 PM »
No, no, dear friend. He had to memorize what he was going to tell them!

"So what am I going to say?
"That you saw no one here."
"Oh, that's great, but what am I gonna tell them at Collinwood?'
"THAT YOU SAW NO ONE HERE!!" (And people say I forget my lines, sheesh)

You know what's funny about that blooper?  The look on Jonathan's face, 'cause you KNOW he's thinking, "Oh shit, did *I* blow it, or did he?"  ;)  My favorite blooper is the Bathia Mapes/"Then go to the....!" blooper.   ;D
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Re: Whatever happened to Ned Stuart?
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2006, 03:14:00 PM »
Oddly enough, I saw that blooper (the "What do I tell them?" one, not the Bathia Mapes one) the other day, and while I fully understand that it's a blooper, it didn't seem like a blooper to me.  It seemed more like Dirk coping with Barnabas in his "Do 6 impossible things before breakfast and don't bother me with the details" mode.