I think he moved to Cincinnati and became a phone telemarketer. He had to memorize a script that began: "Hello! We are willing to offer you a 40% discount right now if you consider having Slapon Aluminum Siding protect your home with our valuable product, guaranteed to..."
No, no, dear friend. He had to memorize what he was going to tell them!
"So what am I going to say?
"That you saw no one here."
"Oh, that's great, but what am I gonna tell them at Collinwood?'
"THAT YOU SAW NO ONE HERE!!" (And people say I forget my lines, sheesh)
My most favoritiest (made that up!) blooper of all time!