Jason's buried in the mausoleum.
There are a
lot of folks buried in the woods.
There's a fanfic there. Really there is. See, it's 1980 and Liz kicks the bucket. David decides for once to listen to his father and get the hell out of Collinsport for California or Florida or something. So he sells the estate to a real estate development company. The groundbreaking ceremony is made more exciting when the local official sticks a spade in the dirt and hits something (because of course, no one could ever be bothered to dig the requisite six feet holes).
And when the bulldozers get going, more excitement ensues.
Think about it. It could be fun