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Title: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on March 12, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
The slide show  and the Jeb, Vickie, and Peter incident. That was dumb. Can you think of anything that was dumber?  I may be a loner her but, Barnabas telling Angelique he loved her. When I first saw it I thought, what was the purpose of the whole show if that was true.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: IluvBarnabas on March 12, 2008, 05:48:41 PM
You're not alone, Lori.

I too think that was the biggest boo-boo on the part of the writers....I could see Barnabas MAYBE forgiving her (and this is a big MAYBE considering all that she's done to him and his family) but loving her? Tsk, tsk, shame on whoever came up with that bright idea.

Title: "who are vicki and peter???"
Post by: michael c on March 12, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
this topic always gets me thinking...

by rights this plot development should have upset me more than it actually did.yes it sucked.it was horrible writing and bad storytelling.

but the truth is i had already "mourned" the loss of vicki when alexandra moltke left the show a year earlier.
after that the name "victoria winters" just became a name typed into the script.it was alexandra's portrayal of the character i missed.

but i wonder what impact this plot twist actually had at the time it was originally aired?
we're all watching this thing on dvd so we can move foreward and backward through the series' run at will.a vicki and peter episode can be viewed simply by putting the disc into the player.so all of the characters from the show's entire run are in effect "current" for us because we can see them anytime we want.this makes a 1966 character as "current" to us as a 1840 character because we can see them anytime.

but when this first aired it was totally out of left field.alexandra(and the character victoria)had been gone for over a year.roger davis had played three characters since peter's departure including one within this particular storyline.since 1897 had been the show's most highly rated storyline(with leviathan immediately following it timewise)lots of viewers hadn't been watching during the vicki/peter era and probably didn't even know who they were.plus they did not otherwise factor into the leviathan storyline whatsoever.

so apart from this being horrible writing and continuity(and a dreadful thing to do to a beloved character)it probably didn't even have the desired "shock" effect it was intended to. [snow_sad]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 12, 2008, 07:17:32 PM
Spam from a shoe company just obliterated the longer post I worked hard on here.   Short version:   BC's moment with Ang before she died is very good and understandable as long as you don't buy BC's feelings as being exactly the way he says they are.    No one knows just what his/her love is or why it happens, or even if it is love, or what love is in the first place.

I think Peter was supposed to be Stoddard originally but Dennis Patrick was unavailable.   

There are too many writers' mistakes for me to want to dwell on them any more.   People tend to overlook the big ones, such as Barnabas failing to get back into the coffin at the end of 1897 and 1840.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: David on March 12, 2008, 08:11:01 PM
Don't get me started on 1840, which I sincerely believe was a ploy by Curtis to kill a show he was getting tired of.

1. Killing Angelique.
no explanation as to how this affected 1897,  1968 & 1970 stories.

2. Killing Edith.
see above.

3. Killing Roxanne.
see above.

4. No explanation as to how Gerard got so involved with Tad & Carrie, or how the kids were supposed to have died.
Even though a big deal was made of this in 1995 & summer 1970.

Did Curtis & the writers even care at this point?
After the brilliance of 1795 & 1897, & the sheer terror of 1995, 1840 was a disgrace.
A slap in the face to long time viewers.

David
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: michael c on March 12, 2008, 09:00:20 PM
i know that paul stoddard was the ghost that was originally supposed to have haunted jeb and that dennis patrick became unavailable hence the character substitutions...

but if they had to wing it anyways almost anything would have made more sense than dragging vicki and peter out of mothballs and then "killing-off" two characters who were long since departed anyways.

it was just kitchen-sink storytelling that didn't add anything meaningful to the plot.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: David on March 12, 2008, 09:11:46 PM
they couldn't recast Paul's ghost?

David
Title: Re: "who are vicki and peter???"
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 12, 2008, 09:40:03 PM
it probably didn't even have the desired "shock" effect it was intended to. [snow_sad]

I can speak from the experience of both myself and my friends that longtime viewers were definitely shocked - and we were but a handful of the show's longtime viewership. Also, recall that viewers abandoned DS in droves during Leviathans. And while there's no way at this point to know for sure just who those viewers were, it's highly likely that a good portion of them were ones who'd come to DS during 1897 because longtime viewers of soaps tend to be very loyal to their shows - and they're very willing to stick with their shows through thick, thin and the insanity of bizarre plotting. At least back in the '60s they certainly were.

As for the reveal itself, unfortunately, I suspect it was chosen less for shock value than merely as a device to tie Peter in - and to tie him in no matter how ludicrous a tie-in it was - and given all that we knew up to that point about the Leviathans and Vicki/Peter, it was EXTREMELY ludicrous!  ::)

it was just kitchen-sink storytelling

Sadly, by that point Leviathans had long been completely reduced to kitchen-sink storytelling.  :(


they couldn't recast Paul's ghost?

Apparently they didn't want to go that route. And besides, for whatever insane reason(s) that many of us will never understand, we know that DC just loved to bring back RD and did so whenever possible. And as we also know, when DC was determined to do something, it rarely mattered whether things made sense or not.  >:(  It was quite literally his way or the highway...
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: David on March 12, 2008, 10:48:57 PM
Curtis' "My Way or the Highway" harmed DS more often than not.
See my above 1840 post.

NBC asked him back after the Gulf War debacle in 91.
He said no.
Reportedly he was impossible to deal with during the shooting of the WB pilot.

I wonder what drove him to act this way?

David
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Joeytrom on March 12, 2008, 11:40:41 PM
They also could have shown Paul's ghost as a dark figure and had someone do the voice.

DC apparently got worse as time went on, judging from the first year up to 1795, the writers seemed to be allowed for the story to flow slower and more natural.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 13, 2008, 04:03:48 AM
I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet: ADAM! How about that entire character for one of the biggest writer's mistakes ever! Okay, so I won't completely degrade him--I'll add the fact that he did have good parts. But for the most part, that entire Frankensteign rip off (which seems to stick more to the book than the actual Frank. movie did) became extremely tired as it wore on (which is probably why the Frank. movie deviated so much).

I'm sorry to say that I'm am NOT one of those fans who thinks that the entire Barnabas telling Angelique that he loves her thing was bad. I actually can see how that makes sense. Not only does it tie up both of their storylines--after all, the entire series was based on the fact that Barnabas was wronged by Angelique because he refused to love her--and now that she's dying, he's either

A) Telling her he loves her because he wants her to die peacefully and feeling that she has accomplished something (no matter how torturous and murderous that accomplishment was)

or

B) Telling her he loves her because he really does love her, which, granted, is kind of hard to believe, but it is BELIEVEABLE. To me anyway. Because I think that it really speaks to Barnabas' overall character that he can forgive someone who wronged him so much throughout his 200+ years of living (or unliving, as the case may be). Not to mention the fact that the statement truly gives him a conscience and a sense of morals, which, let's face it, he didn't really put on display much of the time.

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Barnabas'sBride on March 13, 2008, 04:23:58 AM
The first two that immediately come to mind are:  01) Barnabas telling Angelique he loves her) and 02) The mention of Victoria's death during Leviathans.

Those two things just drove me nuts - they're the kind of stuff that, had I loved the show a smidgen less than I did, would have turned me against it in a heartbeat; the kind of stuff that has the power to make me quit watching. The Victoria thing was pointless and an utter slap in the face to long term fans of the show and Victoria fans. The Barnabas/Angelique thing was OOC for Barnabas (character asassination in my eyes) and a slap in the face to fans of Barnabas/Josette, Barnabas/Julia, Sarah fans, and the original Collins family members like Naomi whose lives were ruined indirectly because of Angelique. Forgiving her so she could die in peace would have been character growth and could have been touching.

There were other things I thought were dumb - the entire Adam storyline for one, writing Victoria so clueless another, but nothing compares to my two picks above.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on March 13, 2008, 09:12:21 AM
Yes the writers could have done something interesting with Adam and the connections between Barnabas and Adam. Adam never came back, what happened to Adam with Barnabas became a Vampire again?

They could have brought aback a different actor with the idea that Adam had plastic surgery.

How about Barnabas whet into to PT because he wanted to protect Maggie. If I remember correctly he
didn't attack Maggie during that period. I personally think he didn't want to attack another character.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: sallycollins on March 13, 2008, 03:25:15 PM
I never knew Paul Stoddard's ghost was supposed to take that part taken by Peter Bradford. In either case, it was ridiculous to have Vicki killed off.

One plot line I didn't like, which no one has mentioned, was killing off Burke Devlin. He was one of my favorite characters. I'd have been happier if they had him leave on business after a breakup with Vicki.

Sally
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: adamsgirl on March 13, 2008, 05:42:21 PM
As far as Barnabas telling Angelique he loved her, no, I don't see that as ridiculous in any way. I, for one, always believed he did love her, and not Josette. He talked himself into thinking he loved Josette because that marriage made sense for him in the social position he was in. In 1795, we have Joshua and Andre discussing how the marriage of their two children is going to benefit both families financially. Also during that time, we have Barnabas visiting Angelique in her room and becoming embroiled in a passionate kiss. To me, that said he couldn't stay away from her, and it wasn't just sexual. His denials, too, were so unconvincing. Thus, when he finally tells Angelique it was she he always loved, well, it made perfect sense to me. What was maddening, though, was what took him so darn long!

Another thing to consider is, no matter what jam Barnabas found himself in, he always had to turn to Angelique for help. Sure, she extracted or demanded a price for it, but the way I see it, she deserved to be repaid!
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 13, 2008, 06:04:01 PM
No, HE deserved to be repaid.   No amount of help from Ang makes up for killing Barnabas's family.   

I think the 1840 scene works, but not because B really did love her all along.   I don't know why we have to accept anything that comes out of a character's mouth about his own feelings as gospel.   How many of us know what our real feelings are?     If B had been a saint or even an average fairly innocent man, he would never make that declaration, but by this point, they've both had similar histories, feeling compelled to do anything, including murder, to satisfy passions, so Ang actually taking the first difficult steps toward reforming, for real, just completed the picture.   They were alike.   It wasn't Ang all along... it just felt that way at that moment, reappraising the whole history.

It's true that he may not have really known Josette that well, but the real beneficiary of that realization would be Julia, I think.   He's closer to Julia than anyone else.  Ang would just be yet another passion he got carried away with.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 13, 2008, 10:28:46 PM
It's true that he may not have really known Josette that well, but the real beneficiary of that realization would be Julia, I think.   He's closer to Julia than anyone else.  Ang would just be yet another passion he got carried away with.

I completely agree with this point. Barnabas and Julia are the shows ULTIMATE couple, even if they never really became a couple on the show. She obviously loved him, and he, like a dunderhead, completely did not realize that she loved him as much as she did. Even if he did see that she liked him, there's no way he would've just dissed her all those times. Why should he? For their professional relationship? Hardly!

And, if you notice, Angelique never really did anything that bad to Julia. Compare what she did to Julia (practically nothing) to what she did to Barnabas' ACTUAL family, and it pales in comparison. All this even after Julia slapped the H-E-L-L out of Cassangelique! which called for some serious retribution!
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: alwaysdavid on March 13, 2008, 10:36:23 PM
There are so many, but bringing Roger Davis back as Ned was way up there.  I can still remember his showing up at Collinwood and thinking "Not again."   
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: David on March 13, 2008, 10:52:20 PM
There are so many, but bringing Roger Davis back as Ned was way up there.  I can still remember his showing up at Collinwood and thinking "Not again."

Ned was created by the writers, but it was Curtis who cast Roger in that role, I'm sure.

(edited by admin)
Nothing else explains why such a weak actor was brought back to the DS canvas over & over!

David
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: michael c on March 14, 2008, 03:27:47 AM
brandon makes an interesting point...

by rights angelique should have turned julia into toast.she was in part responsible for the removal of her curse on barnabas and was always assisting him in some way.
let's not forget either that part of the curse was that anyone who loved barnabas would die and we all know how julia felt.

people seem to like to throw julia a pity party because barnabas never returned her feelings but considering what sort of catastrophes befell most of the other characters julia got off rather easily.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 14, 2008, 04:32:06 AM
When a poster is speculating, or even joking, a rumor can get started, which is the purpose of the Forum Guideline regarding gossip about the actors' private lives.

Nothing else explains why such a weak actor was brought back to the DS canvas over & over!

Roger Davis spoke at my first Fest (in '97) about that.... He said that Curtis enjoyed his first appearance on the show, put up with his quirks, and kept wanting him back.  Well, this isn't the only time that fans have been baffled by one of DC's decisions!


Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on March 14, 2008, 10:07:24 AM
All I can say is actions speak louder than words. Barnabas and Julia saved each other many times.  My personal
opinion was that Barn cared about Julia more than he wanted to believe.  He fought for Josette and he fought for Julia. Roxanne, he had her brother killed her. Maggie and most others that had some sort of relationship with Barnabas didn't really fight for them, they were infatuations. Angelique I don't think that really understood how
important Julia was to Barnabas.

The time when Angelique died. I think he saw the last of his first life disappear. Angelique was the last connection to his pre-vampire days.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on March 14, 2008, 11:12:27 AM
Comments on varying subjects...

1) The Jeb/Peter/Vicky business...Stupid, doesn't make any sense, but doesn't bother me. I have no doubt that I could figure out a way to make it make sense and to give Peter and Vicky a happy ending after the Leviathan business, but I never had much use for Vicky (I've said that so many times that maybe I should put it in my profile so I don't have to say it again) so I haven't dreamed anything up...yet.

2) Barnabas/Angelique/Josette...Magnus has it pretty much right in his top-of-page-2 post. I have an idea that Judah Zachary had some sort of evil influence over Angelique from the time that he died in 1692 until the time when he exited the Head and entered Gerard's body.  At that point, for some inexplicable reason (this theory is still in development), Angelique became free of Judah's evil influence, and found it possible to be a good person, whereupon Barnabas, without understanding what had happened, responded to the goodness.  As for Barnabas not really loving Josette – I don't buy that.  He loved her.  Go watch the beginning of 1795 again.  Their characters fit together.  And there's a very sweet scene between them just before Angelique first starts messing around with Josette's mind.

3) Deaths of Angelique, Edith, and Roxanne in 1840...They destroy continuity.  But they were nicely done, and that's all that matters.  The Roxanne story in particular is impossible, but that just makes me like it all the more.

4) Dan Curtis being impossible...Everything I see about him tells me I wouldn't like him. But if he hadn't been impossible, we wouldn't have had Dark Shadows at all.  Good heavens, how many guys who did golf shows persuaded a programming manager to let them do a gothic soap opera?

5) Adam...Concept good, execution bad.  I'm sure you'll be hearing more from me on this subject in the Watching Project topics in the coming months.

6) Burke Devlin's death...Definitely a dumb thing.  An opportunity for murder and mayhem and ghosts simply gratuitously thrown away.  Since when do Dark Shadows characters die by accident?

7) Angelique and Julia...Somewhere in the Watching Project I threw in a rationalization for Julia not being toast.  The rationalization took an anthropomorphic view of Barnabas's Curse, and said that, being a Curse, it didn't understand this thing called love, and so it decided to base its actions on whether a person actually confessed to loving Barnabas.  Reading this hare-brained rationalization, can anybody doubt that, if I cared to, I could dream up an equally hare-brained rationalization of the Jeb/Peter/Vicky business?

My own personal contribution for dumb thing that the writers did: they didn't tell the whole Damian Edwards story.  Gothick says somewhere else that you can connect the dots, and he's right, pretty much - but I don't watch Dark Shadows for the dots; I watch it for the connections.  Having skimped on the Damian Edwards story and gotten away with it, the writers were then emboldened to skimp on many other stories.  What about that yachting accident?  What about Harriet's murder?  And that's just the big stuff.

I think that's it...for now.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 14, 2008, 01:30:15 PM
Actually, Barnabas was specifically working to subvert "continuity" in the past... it's just that there's good continuity, and bad continuity.   Unmake Quentin's original death, and he's never a ghost terrorizing Collinwood (unless his portrait catches fire in 2050 or something and he terrorizes Collinwood later in the 22nd century... we know he has a predeliction for haunting).    Avoid Roxanne becoming a vampire in 1840, and you solve the problem of having to keep her in a coffin in 1970.    Roxanne's death was one of the objectives, since even if she never became a vampire, she'd have died of old age well before 1970.

Ang... well, she died a lot.   In some afterlife Diabolos or whoever might take a renewed interest in her career.   The problem is getting her from 1840 to... what's her next temporal stop?   1968?   I don't see how to fit 1840 between 1795 and 1968, not to mention "1796"....  Edith's death, really bad discontinuity, and it can't even be blamed on Barnabas's or Julia's presence in 1840, can it?   

Someone please create a justification for the idea that when Barnabas's real body disappears from 1969 while in the I Ching trance, that body materializes inside the coffin in 1897, and when he leaves 1897, his over-written 1897 soul pops back into the body that's now in the coffin.   Or something.

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Joeytrom on March 14, 2008, 03:49:14 PM
This never occured to me before about Barnabas' 1969 self sent to the chained coffin in 1897 (& probably frozen like in the present).  I know that after this takes place, we never see the mausoleum again in 1897. 

I always wondered what happened to his present time body after its diappearance, but it going into the 1897 chained coffin works.  Off camera, Angelique could have managed to right the souls with the bodies & the medication she gave to Barnabas was for his physical well being after the body switiching.

Someone please create a justification for the idea that when Barnabas's real body disappears from 1969 while in the I Ching trance, that body materializes inside the coffin in 1897, and when he leaves 1897, his over-written 1897 soul pops back into the body that's now in the coffin.   Or something.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 14, 2008, 08:43:19 PM
Dan Curtis being impossible...Everything I see about him tells me I wouldn't like him. But if he hadn't been impossible, we wouldn't have had Dark Shadows at all.  Good heavens, how many guys who did golf shows persuaded a programming manager to let them do a gothic soap opera?

I'm not quite so sure how much truth there is in that. For one, DC wanted to bring his dream to life as a primetime series. It was the ABC exec that he pitched it to who insisted it be done in daytime despite DC's objections. And for another, DC's impossibility often made the working environment at DS unpleasant at best and impossible at worst (who can forget the writer (and an excellent writer at that) who became so unsettled that he threw up under DC's pressure and quickly quit rather than work under it?). I doubt anyone should be thankful for that.  :(

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Having skimped on the Damian Edwards story and gotten away with it, the writers were then emboldened to skimp on many other stories.

It's most probably true that there's no one scene where someone lays out the entire Dameon Edwards story, BUT everything about how/why his death occurred is indeed explained. The writer's provided all the details. And personally when it comes to a lot of the shows that I watch I'm often happier not to have the writers spoon feed me and/or tie things up with a nice neat bow because it means the writers trust the intelligence of their audience.  :)

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What about that yachting accident?  What about Harriet's murder?  And that's just the big stuff.

It might have been interesting to get more details about both of those, but I don't honestly think it was necessary or consider the fact that we didn't an oversight because neither ultimately factored into their respective storylines main narratives, and getting into them deeper would have unnecessarily taken away time from the main narratives. The mention of the yatching accident was simply to plant suspicion and potential motive (knowing that there was possible suspicion surrounding the incident was all that was actually needed) and Harriet's ghost was simply a device to make sure Daniel never remembered Angelique (and knowing the simple fact that Daniel had killed Harriet was all that was needed).


And as for the possibility of Angelique never really doing anything that bad to Julia that others have mentioned, perhaps some have forgotten a certain 1840 turn of events involving Angelique, Julia and Roxanne which nearly resulted in a dramatic change for Julia? Or perhaps some have yet to even see it...
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 14, 2008, 08:52:18 PM
And, if you notice, Angelique never really did anything that bad to Julia. Compare what she did to Julia (practically nothing) to what she did to Barnabas' ACTUAL family, and it pales in comparison. All this even after Julia slapped the H-E-L-L out of Cassangelique! which called for some serious retribution!
brandon makes an interesting point...

by rights angelique should have turned julia into toast.she was in part responsible for the removal of her curse on barnabas and was always assisting him in some way.
let's not forget either that part of the curse was that anyone who loved barnabas would die and we all know how julia felt.

people seem to like to throw julia a pity party because barnabas never returned her feelings but considering what sort of catastrophes befell most of the other characters julia got off rather easily.

This exchange, from #1144, takes place in 1840, and Angelique seems crueler here to one of Barnabas' loved ones than she ever was as Cassandra (whom she has no memory of, btw):  (Very spoilery)

Valerie/Angelique: Surely you're not surprised to see me, Julia.
Julia: You caused...
Valerie:  I caused you to fall asleep this afternoon. So you got to the mausoleum too late to destroy Roxanne.
Julia:  Where am I?
Valerie:  In an old lighthouse. I had Roxanne bring you here. She is completely under my control.
Julia:  What are you going to do to me?
Valerie:  Why nothing, dear sister in law. I'm simply going to allow nature to take its course... and let you die.
Julia: And after I die?
Valerie: You will become a vampire. Does that frighten you, Julia? Oh, I suppose I could have destroyed you in a more conventional way, but that would have given me no joy. It would give me great joy to see you rise from the dead and walk the night. And just think, Julia, in your new existence, you'll be able to understand all that Barnabas has gone through. You''ll be closer to him than you ever have been before. Isn't that what you've always wanted?
Julia:  Barnabas hates you. You'll never have him.
Valerie:  Perhaps not,  but neither will you, nor will any other woman. Now I'll stay here with you until Laszlo comes to guard you.  So, Julia, try to enjoy the last night of your life.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Gothick on March 14, 2008, 08:55:11 PM
One of the writers threw up during a story conference?  Wow.  That story, I'd never heard.

DC was brutal to work for.  But supposedly, it was Lela who came up with the "Barnabas realizes Angelique is his one true love" reek.

G.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 14, 2008, 09:05:03 PM
And as for the possibility of Angelique never really doing anything that bad to Julia that others have mentioned, perhaps some have forgotten a certain 1840 turn of events involving Angelique, Julia and Roxanne which nearly resulted in a dramatic change for Julia? Or perhaps some have yet to even see it...

MB, you were so much more subtle than I.   [snow_blush]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on March 15, 2008, 12:35:45 PM
I wish to retract something I said in my previous post on subject # 5: Adam.  I said: “Concept good, execution bad.”  Having watched episode 500 for the Watching Project, I have realized that I'm regularly seeing things in this storyline that I didn't see there before.  I never particularly minded this part of the storyline; it's the later part that I objected to.  And now I'm willing to entertain the possibility that there are things in the later part that I never noticed before, so I had better not condemn it until after the Watching Project has waded through it.

Avoid Roxanne becoming a vampire in 1840, and you solve the problem of having to keep her in a coffin in 1970.    Roxanne's death was one of the objectives, since even if she never became a vampire, she'd have died of old age well before 1970.
But how did Roxanne originally become a vampire in 1840, if Julia wasn't there to let Barnabas out of his coffin?  It's like an Escher picture.

Someone please create a justification for the idea that when Barnabas's real body disappears from 1969 while in the I Ching trance, that body materializes inside the coffin in 1897, and when he leaves 1897, his over-written 1897 soul pops back into the body that's now in the coffin.   Or something.
The Leviathans cleaned up that mess.  And then Barnabas welshed on his end of the deal.  Shame on him.

(who can forget the writer (and an excellent writer at that) who became so unsettled that he threw up under DC's pressure and quickly quit rather than work under it?)
Like Gothick, I had never heard that story before.  I don't know that it changes my opinion, however.

And personally when it comes to a lot of the shows that I watch I'm often happier not to have the writers spoon feed me and/or tie things up with a nice neat bow because it means the writers trust the intelligence of their audience.
When it comes to Dark Shadows, I'm all for being spoon-fed.  Bring it on.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 15, 2008, 02:05:25 PM
Leviathans sent his 1969 body to the 1897 coffin?   How clever of them.   Come to think of it, Leviathans ate my homework.    That is the best explanation I can ever hope for though, isn't it?

The best of luck to you Lydia in your 1968 legitimization.   I'll let you do the hard work, while I sit on the sidelines observing and reaping the rewards.

Yes, Roxanne's existence as a vampire in 1970 'before" any BC/JH interference with the past is unusual and inconsistent with the way things usually work on DS.    Barnabas made her a vampire, yet supposedly was flat on his back throughout the year in question.    I can only conclude that Ang or someone through some truly weird set of circumstances popped the box and let 1840 Barnabas misbehave before recontaining him... the "first time around".   Wow, I feel like a physicist or something, discussing all the nuances of time like this!   I wonder how string theory figures into all this....
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 15, 2008, 10:05:04 PM
I wish to retract something I said in my previous post on subject # 5: Adam.  I said: “Concept good, execution bad.”  Having watched episode 500 for the Watching Project, I have realized that I'm regularly seeing things in this storyline that I didn't see there before.  I never particularly minded this part of the storyline; it's the later part that I objected to.  And now I'm willing to entertain the possibility that there are things in the later part that I never noticed before, so I had better not condemn it until after the Watching Project has waded through it.

I've often mentioned that I think the first half of the Adam storyline is quite well done. For me it isn't until Nicholas exerts his influence that it takes a turn for the worse...

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(who can forget the writer (and an excellent writer at that) who became so unsettled that he threw up under DC's pressure and quickly quit rather than work under it?)
Like Gothick, I had never heard that story before.  I don't know that it changes my opinion, however.

I simply added that story for anecdotal flavor. It's referenced in a few different places, but one I can think of off of the top of my head is an interview Sam Hall did with the DS Files series of books.

But aside from that story and to your original point, the fact remains that DC didn't actually persuade anyone to let him do DS as a Gothic soap opera - he was told in no uncertain terms that the soap format was the only format ABC would agree to. And truthfully I'm very grateful to the ABC exec who insisted it be that way because doing the show as a soap was absolutely the perfect format for DS. Though that was thanks mostly to the people who worked on it who, unlike DC, understood the format.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Joeytrom on March 15, 2008, 11:04:49 PM
I have read many times about that writer who suddenly quit after not being able to take it anymore from DC. 

In an article, Sam Hall said he & Gordon Russell were looking on in bewilderment as this writer then bolted from the studio & never returned again.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on March 16, 2008, 02:45:59 AM
I have one question about Adam and Eve being the parents of the master race.  Do we really know what the
children were going to look like?  They may not have looked like Adam and Eve,  there might have been some
cellular damage along the way.

They could have done some interesting things with one effecting the other Adam and Barnabas.  But if Angelique died n 1840 then we wouldn't Cassandra and her evil brother.  Joe might marry Maggie and Sam might be alive. Was Jeb and Sebastian astral twins?

I could go on a long time.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 16, 2008, 07:54:42 AM
DC was brutal to work for.  But supposedly, it was Lela who came up with the "Barnabas realizes Angelique is his one true love" reek.

Yay, LELA!!!!   You GO, GIRL!!!  WOO HOO!!!!
[cheer] [clap] [cheerleader] [clap2] [thewave]

[wavey]

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 16, 2008, 10:43:03 AM
You're not alone, Lori.

I too think that was the biggest boo-boo on the part of the writers....I could see Barnabas MAYBE forgiving her (and this is a big MAYBE considering all that she's done to him and his family) but loving her? Tsk, tsk, shame on whoever came up with that bright idea.

Of all of the episodes I've seen where Barnabas hated Angelique because the things she has done to him and
his family, I was confused myself when he told her that he loved her. I would think nobody will forgive a person
that killed your mother and sister. Too bad the writers did'nt consider that.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 16, 2008, 05:40:52 PM
Doesn't my version work?
Title: Re: Lets talk about...
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 16, 2008, 07:53:52 PM
Doesn't my version work?

Probably.  But I'm partial to mine.   [snow_grin]

But if Angelique died n 1840 then we wouldn't Cassandra and her evil brother.  Joe might marry Maggie and Sam might be alive.

Exactly.  And it might be that Angie had something to do with that--the Sam part, anyway.  That's what I told KLS at the NY Fest.  Maggie and Joe SHOULD have been together, in fact, that's exactly what happened AFTER the show (in my humble opinion, of course) AND Maggie deserved to have her Pop back.

I could go on a long time.

Couldn't we all?  Let's see...almost 1000 pages so far!  LOL!!!!

I LOVE this show!!!!!

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 16, 2008, 09:50:41 PM
Yes the writers could have done something interesting with Adam and the connections between Barnabas and Adam. Adam never came back, what happened to Adam with Barnabas became a Vampire again?

They could have brought aback a different actor with the idea that Adam had plastic surgery.

How about Barnabas whet into to PT because he wanted to protect Maggie. If I remember correctly he
didn't attack Maggie during that period. I personally think he didn't want to attack another character.

I don't know if this is true or not. But I've read this about 14 years ago. Before the writers decided on the 1841
Parallel saga, they thought about writing the story about when Barnabas and Julia came back from 1840, Barnabas
and Julia were going to be marry to each other. Somehow, Barnabas becomes a vampire again and Roger and
Elizabeth finally finds out about Barnabas being a vampire the whole time ever since he arrived in 1967. In order
to save Barnabas, Julia travels to Asia to find Adam. That is all it said.

I think Dan Curtis and the writers should have went with that story instead of the 1841 Parallel story. Who knows,
maybe the show would have lasted another year or two on ABC.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 16, 2008, 10:12:22 PM
Hi, Doug. I haven't officially welcomed you to the forum yet, so welcome!  :)

Bits of what you've written are actually what was planned for when the show returned to 1971 after 1841PT. Unfortunately, though, it's not likely that if any of it had played out instead of 1841PT, DS would have lasted longer because the handwriting was already on the wall as far as DS coming to an end. Sadly, too many aspects of the show were already conspiring to bring it to an end.  :(  And if you do a search of the forum, you'll find several different topics that discuss what brought about its end.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 16, 2008, 10:40:56 PM
Bits of what you've written are actually what was planned for when the show returned to 1971 after 1841PT. Unfortunately, though, it's not likely that if any of it had played out instead of 1841PT, DS would have lasted longer because the handwriting was already on the wall as far as DS coming to an end. Sadly, too many aspects of the show were already conspiring to bring it to an end.  :(  And if you do a search of the forum, you'll find several different topics that discuss what brought about its end.

I've read when they started the Leviathans saga, that was the beginning of the end of DS. Which part of the forum
that discuss the ending of the show?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 17, 2008, 09:55:33 AM
Bits of what you've written are actually what was planned for when the show returned to 1971 after 1841PT.

Really?  That whole Barn and Julia bit and going to Asia?  That was part of it?  I read a whole bit by one of the writers and I thought that was just his opinion of where the show should have gone, not necessarily DC's plan for where it would go.  But speaking of PT, I must admit, while I did like some bits of it, how weird is it that a show you've been watching for years suddenly goes, "meanwhile, in parallel time, this is happening..." You'd go, "Excuse me?"  I mean, I know we'd seen parallel time before, but at least the first time there was somebody from our time band there.  I remember watching the show the first time--anxiously waiting for them to get back to "our" characters and see what was happening, and they ENDED it in PARALLEL TIME!!!!  I felt so...betrayed.  Sort of like when Star Trek worked for YEARS setting up this whole universe, and then suddenly, it was "meanwhile, back several hundred years ago, this happened." When DS ended, I was like, "That's it!  I'm gonna have to have a little TALK with somebody..." [a175]

Judy
[9366]
P.S.  Barn & Julia?  Really?   [bnghd] Too scary.  I'd have to watch the show like you watch monster movies--through your fingers.  Or better still, behind the couch.  [a2a3]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 17, 2008, 05:45:23 PM
I don't think it ranks high as a dumb writing mistake, but in addition to other questions mentioned about changes to the timeline caused by B, J, & TES' tinkering in 1840...

SPOILER ...(how did Roxanne become a vampire?; why did Edith have to die prematurely?; how dumb was it to send Barnabas back through the stairway instead of returning him to his coffin?, etc.), wasn't it also problematic to have Quentin's stairway destroyed?  It would no longer be needed to travel to 1840 since another big haunting was averted.  But I can't think of a reason to assume that the events of 1840 would prevent B & J's side trip to 1970 PT, so... when Julia and Barnabas return to RT but end up in 1995 instead, how would they get to 1970 if Desmond has destroyed the staircase?  Wouldn't Barnabas or Julia realize, "Oh wait, we're going to need that thing one of these days to get back to our own time"?

(edited to remove spoiler tags)
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 17, 2008, 06:43:24 PM
Spoiler:
wasn't it also problematic to have Quentin's stairway destroyed?  It would no longer be needed to travel to 1840 since another big haunting was averted.  But I can't think of a reason to assume that the events of 1840 would prevent B & J's side trip to 1970 PT, so... when Julia and Barnabas return to RT but end up in 1995 instead, how would they get to 1970 if Desmond has destroyed the staircase?  Wouldn't Barnabas or Julia realize, "Oh wait, we're going to need that thing one of these days to get back to our own time"?

Midnite, those are good questions. Another thing I would like to know. When Barnabas and Julia were trying to
enter the staircase to escape the zombies that was wrecking Collinwood, Julia enter the staircase that took her
back to 1840. But how did Barnabas escaped the zombies, when four of them grabbed him? The next episode,
Barnabas was inside the Old House with Professor Stokes.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: PennyDreadful on March 17, 2008, 06:58:29 PM
He probably laid the smack down on those zombies - as in some vampire powered blasts to those nasty zombie mugs.

Or he turned into a bat and flew away

Or he just pulled his vanishing trick

I like the first possibility best. 

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 17, 2008, 07:19:16 PM
Really?  That whole Barn and Julia bit and going to Asia?  That was part of it?

Nope. That was one of the bits that was part of Hall's flights of fancy.  :)


And incidentally just as a note to everyone, the spoiler feature isn't back to working. Midnite simply added it to her post, so I went into the database and fixed it. Hopefully, though, the feature will return for real at some point.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 17, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
Which part of the forum
that discuss the ending of the show?

Unfortunately there's no one part that I can point you to because the topic pops up on several different boards in the Current Talk section. The best way to find them is to do an advanced search of the Current Talk boards, possibly using the word cancel as the search criteria.

To do the search, first click on the "Advanced Search" link that appears in the header on every forum page. Once that comes up, enter the word "cancel" in the box under "Search for:". Next, scroll down and uncheck the box opposite "Check all", then click on the "Choose a board to search in, or search all" link. Once that comes up, check all the Current Talk boards, and then click on the "Search" button. The search will also bring up topics that have nothing to do with DS' cancellation because it's bringing up all the topics that it finds the word "cancel" in - but it will also bring up many of the topics that you're looking for. And that should get you started.  ;)

Good luck!  [snow_smiley]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 19, 2008, 05:33:32 AM
While it's true that Angelique leaving Julia to die in that little room, then to be turned into a vampire is HORRIBLE, that is perhaps the worst thing that she did to Julia. She also inflicted the Dream Curse on her in present time, as Cassandra, but that's not so horrible. Tell someone and you're done!

BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCALE YOU HAVE

Naomi's Death.

Sarah's Death.

Josette's Death.

Jeremiah betraying Barnabas.

Maggie Evans being tormented because Barn fancied her.

The entire present day family suffering from the Dream Curse.

Anglique framing Vicki for being a witch, because A) it was convenient, and B) because Barnabas was focusing on getting her found not guilty.

And I'm sure I missed many more.


My original comment was not to imply that Angelique never did anything to Julia, but, given that Julia bitch slapped her, and confronted her several times, and was always hanging on Barnabas like a rag doll, and was always helping Barnabas thwart Angelique's latest plan, and was constantly throwing her hands up and screaming "Oh-oh Bar-na-bas Nooooooooooo!!!!!!! Uh-uh-uh-uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Angelique should've done MORE to her, since Julia obviously was smitten.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 19, 2008, 10:39:17 PM
Angelique should've done MORE to her, since Julia obviously was smitten.

If we think about it storylinewise, though, Angelique didn't often have much opportunity or inclinations to harm Julia - nor would it have been to her advantage.

When Cassandra first came on the scene, she was friends with Julia and obsessed with the Dream Curse. By the time she might have noticed that Julia hadn't exactly been entirely truthful about her relationship with Barnabas, Nicholas was also on the scene insisting in no uncertain terms that Cassandra focus solely on the Dream Curse - even going so far as to torture Cassandra. And soon thereafter she would have risked Nicholas' ire if she'd taken any steps against Julia because Julia was an essential part of Nicholas' plans for Adam. Not that Cassandra didn't court Nicholas' ire when it came to her attempt to kill Adam - but she saw killing Adam as an integral part of her deep and sole obsession to turn Barnabas back into a vampire. And by the time Nicholas took his revenge and turned Angelique into a vampire, she was even more under Nicholas' thumb and her only defiances involved satisfying her bloodlust with Jeff, using him to try to cure herself through the experiment, and making Barnabas hers by going after Barnabas despite Nicholas' insistence she stay away. Julia wasn't even a blip on her radar.

Angelique didn't next encounter Julia until 1897 - and then they were working together on Barnabas' behalf, so it would hardly have been to her benefit to harm Julia. And also, there was that little detail that only Julia's astral body was in 1897 and it was impervious to any attempts against it, as Petofi found out.

Angelique didn't encounter Julia again until Leviathans, and by then she had renounced her powers and wanted nothing to do with the Collinses. It wasn't until after she found out the truth about Sky that she rekindled them, and after doing so her obsession was revenge against the Leviathans. Having accomplished that, yes, she did turn her attentions back to Barnabas and she did cast a spell to break apart Barnabas and Maggie. But truthfully she didn't really have to attempt that because Barnabas' disappearance into Parallel Time was an even more effective breakup than even Angelique could have conjured up. And once Barnabas left the scene, apparently so did Angelique, possibly because no one had any way of knowing if Barnabas would ever return.

It wasn't until Angelique encountered Julia in 1840 that the perfect opportunity presented itself to harm her. And also, that Angelique was much more closely related to the Angelique of 1795/96 who lashed out at everyone around her. For the most part, the Angelique of 1897 and Leviathans had exhibited a much more mature persona.

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on March 20, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
Thank you for this. Very well stated.  Who knows what could of happened when they went back to 1971,
IMO, Barnabas and Julia would have been changing their relationship. If Angelique could have come back
who know what would have happened.  We might have had some great inter actions between Julia and Angelique. 
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 22, 2008, 01:11:43 PM
The one thing that always puzzled me is when Barnabas went back to 1897, Edith was supposed to
tell Edward the family secret. But she died before she had the chance, although Edward kept pleading
to her to tell him before she died. But later on, Edward, Judith, Carl and Quentin found out about the
family secret of Barnabas.

So I wonder did Edward tell Jamison the family secret and then did Jamison told Roger and Elizabeth?
Was it ever mentioned in the Colllins history about a Barnabas Collins in 1897?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 23, 2008, 03:46:46 AM
It wasn't until Angelique encountered Julia in 1840 that the perfect opportunity presented itself to harm her. And also, that Angelique was much more closely related to the Angelique of 1795/96 who lashed out at everyone around her. For the most part, the Angelique of 1897 and Leviathans had exhibited a much more mature persona.

GASP! Are you saying, that after nearly 400 years, that Angelique was mature enough to live in the world freely?!
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 23, 2008, 03:54:02 AM
Well, I attempted to modify my above post, but apparently an "error" occured. SO:

What I was going to say in addition was that you raise a very vaild point, MB, in that Angelique never really had the chance to harm Julia until 1840, which by our timeline was late in her career, but by her timeline was still very early. But, I still think there was some sort of divine intervention, apart from the writers (because they clearly missed some dramatic gold!), because even though Angelique was under Nicholas' control for a while there, she didn't seem like the type to follow orders if it didn't suit her needs. I mean, it seems to me, anyway, like she disobeyed Diabolis a number of times, but when Nikolas was around, she followed him. So does that mean that Nicholas was more powerful than Diabolis, perhaps the Devil Incarnate?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 23, 2008, 04:23:25 AM
Diabolos mopped the floor with Nicholas.

Anyway, it doesn't seem to me that very much time has passed for Angelique.   She pops around in time following Barnabas most of the time, and stays a few months in each location.  Add all that up and in 1897 it's not all that long since 1795 for her.    1795-1840 is a long stretch... but I don't have any idea how to reconcile that with the rest.    If we really want to place her back in the 17th century too, there's a long stretch between then and 1795, but that always seems wrong.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things on the show...
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 23, 2008, 07:20:17 PM
I was talking to a friend about this topic and she offered her idea  [ideay] which I totally missed, having sort of a one-track mind when it comes to favorites on the show (gotta love me!), but I totally agree with her.

Having Beth fall off the cliff was REALLY, REALLY DUMB.   [bnghd]  WHOEVER came up with this idea....WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? ? ?

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: barnabasjr on March 24, 2008, 02:37:00 AM
I was devastated by Beth's death. (say THAT 3 times) I really enjoyed her character, Terrayne Crawford did a wonderful job, and when she went over the cliff I was like WTF??!!
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: IluvBarnabas on March 24, 2008, 03:08:40 AM
Beth's death was definitely one of the most tragic ones in 1897. It seems that, even with history changed, she was destined to die no matter what (had Petofi not intervened, she would have shot Quentin and then commit suicide as her ghost had told Julia in 1969).

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 24, 2008, 07:00:45 PM
I like Beth too, but we can't just have all the people we like live.   If it was a matter of the way it was done, then practically all those dives off the cliff look awkward.

I'll add that there are deaths left and right as 1897 is winding up.    In a strange way i find that satisfying.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 24, 2008, 07:49:20 PM
This is the thing I've always wanted to know, maybe some of you can answer this for me. In the
1840 storyline, Quentin's son is Tad. But did'nt Gabriel and Edith have children, if they do, what
is their names?

I remember during 1969 when David and Amy entered the West Wing trying to find the ghost
of Quentin, Amy asked David who is the man in the painting. David said that is Thaddeus Collins
and he lived during the Civil War. Could Thaddeus be the son of Gabriel and Edith?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 24, 2008, 10:31:17 PM
In the
1840 storyline, Quentin's son is Tad. But did'nt Gabriel and Edith have children, if they do, what
is their names?

Hi, Doug.  They had at least two.  Gabriel mentioned after Hortense's meltdown that the children (I think they were always referred to plurally) were sent away to school.  We know that at least one was a son since he would become the father of Judith, Edward, Quentin and Carl.

The names Geoffrey and Charles come up from time to time with partial origins in an essay by Warren Oddson.  Occasionally, the name Caleb (mentioned in the present as an ancestor who owned a certain house) gets added to the equation by fans, bringing the number of children to 3.  But just to be clear, the genders, first names, and total number of Gabriel's and Edith's children were never stated on the show.

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I remember during 1969 when David and Amy entered the West Wing trying to find the ghost
of Quentin, Amy asked David who is the man in the painting. David said that is Thaddeus Collins
and he lived during the Civil War. Could Thaddeus be the son of Gabriel and Edith?

There's a topic from last year that may interest you.  It begins here:
i'm doing 1840...finally
Thaddeus enters the discussion at the bottom of p. 3.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 24, 2008, 10:40:19 PM
Well, in the show Gabriel and Edith's children have been shipped off to boarding school. They're never shown, and hardly ever mentioned. In the 30th Anniversary of the DS Almanac, it says that Gabriel and Edith have three children, only one of whom married (all of whom are labeled as "Unknown" including the married one's spouse). The married child has Edward, Judith, Carl, and Quentin as children. So, it's possible, I would assume, that the "Thaddeus Collins" that David mentions, COULD be one of Gabriel's children.

Their ages would've been a bit wonky, but it would've worked because back then they had children at a young age.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 25, 2008, 05:39:52 AM
There's a topic from last year that may interest you.  It begins here:
i'm doing 1840...finally
Thaddeus enters the discussion at the bottom of p. 3.

Hey thanks Midnite. I checked it out and it answered most of my questions.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 25, 2008, 05:41:50 AM
In the 30th Anniversary of the DS Almanac, it says that Gabriel and Edith have three children, only one of whom married (all of whom are labeled as "Unknown" including the married one's spouse).

Would you might know if that 30th Anniversary DS Almanac is still avaliable?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 25, 2008, 06:29:51 AM
The 30th Anniversary version of the Almanac is supposedly out of print. However, used and even new copies can be found for sale on places like Amazon.com:

The Dark Shadows Almanac: 30th Anniversary Tribute (Paperback) (http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Shadows-Almanac-Anniversary-Tribute/dp/0938817418/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206422262&sr=8-2)

Dark Shadows Almanac: 30th Anniversary Tribute (Hardcover) (http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Shadows-Almanac-Anniversary-Pierson/dp/B000I811TS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206422262&sr=8-4)

along with the later Millennium Edition:

Dark Shadows Almanac: Millennium Edition (Paperback) (http://www.amazon.com/Shadows-Almanac-Kathryn-Leigh-Scott/dp/0938817183/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206422262&sr=8-1)

The family tree chart that Brandon refers to is included in both. However, it should be pointed out that not all the info in either version is infallible. But then, that's a shortcoming that can be said of every PomPress book. It shouldn't be the case - but it's the sad truth nonetheless.  [ghost_sad]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on March 25, 2008, 09:22:29 AM
So, it's possible, I would assume, that the "Thaddeus Collins" that David mentions, COULD be one of Gabriel's children.
It had never occurred to me before that Gabriel might have named his son Tad too, and it would certainly it would fit his "If it's good enough for Quentin then by God it's good enough for me" personality.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 25, 2008, 09:58:36 AM
I enjoyed the apparent fact that "Tad" had been mentioned before we even saw Quentin.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on March 25, 2008, 09:31:48 PM
The 30th Anniversary version of the Almanac is supposedly out of print. However, used and even new copies can be found for sale on places like Amazon.com: ...

along with the later Millennium Edition: ...

The family tree chart that Brandon refers to is included in both. However, it should be pointed out that not all the info in either version is infallible. But then, that's a shortcoming that can be said of every PomPress book. It shouldn't be the case - but it's the sad truth nonetheless.  [ghost_sad]

Thanks Mysterious. I placed an order with Amazon.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 26, 2008, 06:28:35 AM
This is the thing I've always wanted to know, maybe some of you can answer this for me. In the
1840 storyline, Quentin's son is Tad. But did'nt Gabriel and Edith have children, if they do, what
is their names?

I remember during 1969 when David and Amy entered the West Wing trying to find the ghost
of Quentin, Amy asked David who is the man in the painting. David said that is Thaddeus Collins
and he lived during the Civil War. Could Thaddeus be the son of Gabriel and Edith?

Thaddeus could also be the given name of "Tad." 

And speaking of the Civil War, isn't there a tombstone in the Eagle Hill Cemetery that shows a Collins who died in 1863?  A Civil War death?  I remember making a note of it (I love collecting bits and pieces of trivia for my fan fiction) but I can't remember if the tombstone said Thaddeus or not.  It's on my other computer which is apparently running in parallel time and I haven't been able to pinpoint when it phases into this time band to check my notes.

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things on the show...
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 26, 2008, 06:43:02 AM
OK.  I've finally come up with it.  In My Opinion, anyway.  I can't believe it didn't come to me before now.  Maybe because I've discounted the entire storyline as being contrived (for what purpose, I have no idea) and complete and utter nonsense.  My vote for the ULTIMATE in DUMB, the PINNACLE of ABSOLUTE DUMBNOCITY, I can sum up in TWO WORDS.

AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...AMANDA HARRIS...

OK, it wasn't so bad about the creation part, Pygmalion and all that.  And how she tries to deal with it when she finds out.  But her suddenly and completely falling in love with Q?  And he returning the favor?  No.  Sorry.  Absolutely cannot swallow that. 

In a word...EW.  In two words?  See above.

Judy
[9366] 
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on March 26, 2008, 11:46:43 AM
I feel as though I'm coming out of the closet here or something, but...I don't have a problem with Amanda.  Beth was a great ghost, but I didn't like her much when she was alive, so her death didn't bother me much.  There was a wonderful moment with Quentin and Amanda in 1897, when they are alone but are interrupted by someone, and I'm thinking, "Are they going to pretend they're not an item?"  As it turned out, they made no pretense: they stood together, and for a minute or two, without touching, gave me a stronger impression of being a united couple than I remember seeing at any other time on Dark Shadows.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 26, 2008, 08:05:58 PM
I feel as though I'm coming out of the closet here or something, but...I don't have a problem with Amanda.

You're not alone because I don't have a problem with Amanda either. Actually, I've noticed that very few, if any, men have a problem with her.  [ghost_wink]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 26, 2008, 11:05:32 PM
Quote
Thaddeus could also be the given name of "Tad." 

It always is, isn't it?

My only problem with Amanda is that her acting could been toned down slightly.   She was dutifully following orders, I guess....

I'm not a soap opera person, so who falls in love with whom is less important to me than whether anything dramatic or interesting is done with it.    Don't crazy romances like Q and Amanda really happen?     Don't nicer people like Beth get left behind?   Don't nice guys really finish last?

I think the idea of Q-Amanda being "eternal" and "pure" is ridiculous.    They never spent enough time together to tell.    When they get together again in 1970, they're picking up where they left off 70 years earlier, when they had "known" each other just a few weeks.     
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: IluvBarnabas on March 27, 2008, 04:00:37 AM
I never had a problem with Amanda when she was paired with Tim Shaw. Those two made quite a pair, both of them schemers. I really wish the writers had explored their relationship a lot more before they sicced her on Quentin.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on March 27, 2008, 04:06:30 AM
I didn't really have a problem with Amanda as a character. I thought her storyline was particularly interesting, actually. But I DID have a problem with her sudden paring with Quentin after Beth's death. It was like Beth never lived, like she and Quentin never had a relationship, like she basically never existed in this time band whatsoever! One thing I didn't like about Beth was that she was constantly screaming "QUUUEEENNNTIINNNN!!!!!!!!" over and over and over, and constantly worried about him. Talk about a Stage 5 Clinger!

I think if the writers had've given Amanda and Quentin a little more time instead of all together thrusting (oops...hehe) them together in no time, that the entire ordeal would've been a little more acceptable.

And I agree with what's said directly above me--the relationship between Tim and Amanda did warrant further exploration.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 27, 2008, 04:20:58 AM
I didn't really have a problem with Amanda as a character. I thought her storyline was particularly interesting, actually. But I DID have a problem with her sudden paring with Quentin after Beth's death. It was like Beth never lived, like she and Quentin never had a relationship, like she basically never existed in this time band whatsoever! One thing I didn't like about Beth was that she was constantly screaming "QUUUEEENNNTIINNNN!!!!!!!!" over and over and over, and constantly worried about him. Talk about a Stage 5 Clinger!

I think if the writers had've given Amanda and Quentin...*

Actually Q and Amanda were paired together while Beth was still alive.   I think it was still a little early to expect Quentin to stop mistreating girlfriends, though.    He's becoming a better person, but he's not really reformed yet.    Most people stop learning lessons in their 20s.... he's come pretty far, considering...

I don't correct people normally-- sorry, but I hope you won't mind too much if I point out that the "had've" is unnecessary; it can just be "...if the writers had given..."

I plan to go several years without correcting anyone again.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on March 27, 2008, 10:59:02 AM
You're not alone because I don't have a problem with Amanda either. Actually, I've noticed that very few, if any, men have a problem with her.  [ghost_wink]
Umm...I'm not a man.  Really I'm not.

And Magnus, you're tempting me practically irresistibly.  How egregious a mistake would I have to make in order to shake your resolve?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Joeytrom on March 27, 2008, 04:54:48 PM
When Liz had her fear of being buried alive, she and Roger were in the cemetary by the grave of a
"Jonas Collins", whose birth year is given as 1841 I think and year of death is in the 1860's or 1870's.

And speaking of the Civil War, isn't there a tombstone in the Eagle Hill Cemetery that shows a Collins who died in 1863?  A Civil War death?  I remember making a note of it (I love collecting bits and pieces of trivia for my fan fiction) but I can't remember if the tombstone said Thaddeus or not.  It's on my other computer which is apparently running in parallel time and I haven't been able to pinpoint when it phases into this time band to check my notes.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 27, 2008, 10:05:21 PM
Don't crazy romances like Q and Amanda really happen?     Don't nicer people like Beth get left behind?   Don't nice guys really finish last?

They do indeed. In fact, so little of what might come across as absurd in a soap opera can ever compete with the actual absurdity of real life. Just watch the news or read a newspaper. Or worse yet, watch Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer.  ::)


You're not alone because I don't have a problem with Amanda either. Actually, I've noticed that very few, if any, men have a problem with her.  [ghost_wink]
Umm...I'm not a man.  Really I'm not.

I honestly wasn't implying that you were - only that, going by the what I've read over decades in fandom, most men wouldn't seem to have a problem with anything about Amanda (and that includes both straight and gay men).  [ghost_smiley]  Though when it comes to you not being a man, well, we do only have your word for that as none of us have actually met you in person.  [b003]  And not to actually accuse you of the trick, but on myriads of online venues and in hundreds of fanzines MANY people have indeed pretended to be the opposite sex from what they actually are. Even here on this forum. Eventually they're unmasked or they eventually unmask themselves...

Perhaps someone should coin the term transcybergendered for the online phenomenon because it would be quite appropriate.  [ghost_wink]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things on the show
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 28, 2008, 02:39:40 AM
When Liz had her fear of being buried alive, she and Roger were in the cemetary by the grave of a
"Jonas Collins", whose birth year is given as 1841 I think and year of death is in the 1860's or 1870's.

Thanks, Joeytrom!  I knew it was SOMEBODY Collins!!!!   [ghost_grin]

Judy
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Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 28, 2008, 05:56:17 AM
I actually jotted that down about Jonas and used it in the alphabet game thing.

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 28, 2008, 06:18:42 AM
Wasn't it Jonah?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: alwaysdavid on March 30, 2008, 05:46:17 PM
Josette appearing to Barnabas and their deciding that after all this time they should let each other go.  Even with KLS leaving the show, there was no need to end his obsession with her that was a major part of the way his character acted.  It had been set up from almost day one that Josette was the spirit who looked after the Colllins family and kept them from harm and to suddenly end that made no sense.  I suppose that Dan Curtis was peeved that KLS was leaving and wanted to wipe her out of the scene and then begin Barnabas's new obseession with Roxanne, but it would have made more sense if  Barnabas had met Roxanne and she had reminded him of Josette as most other women he pursued did.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things on the show
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 30, 2008, 07:13:36 PM
Wasn't it Jonah?

Yes, it was.  Having salvaged my "DS TRIVIA" from my other computer, I can see that you are correct.  The tombstone says
[ghost_sleep]
"Jonah Collins
 d. June 15th, 1863
Age 23"

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Midnite on March 30, 2008, 08:40:06 PM
Thank you for checking, AngelqueWins!  [ghost_smiley]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Joeytrom on March 30, 2008, 11:00:50 PM
Hmmm, Jonah was 23 meaning he was born in 1840.  Could he have been one of Gabriel & Edith's sons?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 30, 2008, 11:07:10 PM
Hmmm, Jonah was 23 meaning he was born in 1840.  Could he have been one of Gabriel & Edith's sons?

If so, they would have really have had to be heartless to send even an infant away to boarding school!!  [ghost_shocked]

Although, from the way Edith behaved, it seemed like it had been years since Gabriel had touched her. ... Though I suppose the child didn't have to be Gabriel's, now did it - which could explain it being sent away at such an early age...
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 30, 2008, 11:07:50 PM
Josette appearing to Barnabas and their deciding that after all this time they should let each other go.  Even with KLS leaving the show, there was no need to end his obsession with her that was a major part of the way his character acted. 

If this is about B talking to Josette's portatrait as his 1840 self in 1840, I always liked it.   It was interesting, because it implied that Barnabas might not have developed that single-minded obsession with getting Josette back whatever the cost, if he had spent only 45 years in the coffin.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 30, 2008, 11:14:42 PM
Josette appearing to Barnabas and their deciding that after all this time they should let each other go.  Even with KLS leaving the show, there was no need to end his obsession with her that was a major part of the way his character acted.

If the letters to the various daytime magazines were any indication, a good portion of the audience had grown tired of the Barnabas/Josette obsession. I suspect moving on from it had more to do with that - especially when DC often retooled the show based on fanmail. And I wouldn't think it had anything to do with KLS leaving the series because she didn't make that decision until months after the scene of Josette giving back her ring had played out.

If I can find some of those letters, I'll share one...
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 31, 2008, 12:08:28 AM
If I can find some of those letters, I'll share one...

A search shows that I've already shared one:

JOSETTE LOSING APPEAL?
Dear Editiors:
  I greatly enjoy After Noon TV and am happy to have found a TV magazine that is written and headlined in good taste and that appeals to an intelligent audience.
  I am wondering if the writers of Dark Shadows realize that Josette has lost appeal to many D.S. viewers and has become almost a figurative character. Although she was an integral part of the story originally, it has since evolved into a more central theme in which Barnabas and Julia hold the spotlight as hero and heroine. I believe that most D.S. viewers idenitfy more strongly with these two and that their relationship should be emphasized, and that of Barnabas and Josette de-emphasized. Barnabas is living in the present now. Josette is part of his past but should not become a vaguely-defined future. Julia's love for Barnabas has already been established. Now it's time to make him deal with that love realistically. If this does not occur in the near future, I'm afraid many viewers will become frustrated and eventually disinterested. I have spoken to several people who feel this way--most of them teenagers.

Saves me having to type one in all over again.  [ghost_wink]  And honestly, the topic that letter originally appeared in is probably worth checking out for an interesting full discussion on the topic:

Times Have Changed
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: EmeraldRose on March 31, 2008, 08:16:01 AM
Caution: Spoilers Ahead!

I think a really dumb thing was when Cassandra blinded Sam and didn't restore his sight when she got her portrait back. That was totally unnecessary.  [ghost_mad]

Also, when Sam died was really dumb. I liked Sam and missed him when he was gone. [cryg] He was an important part of the pre-Barnabas storyline; but when Barnabas came, his character got less and less airtime after Barnabas kidnapped Maggie.  [ghost_tongue]

----- Sally -----
[coolg] [hippy2]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Angelique Wins on March 31, 2008, 09:03:17 AM
Thank you for checking, AngelqueWins!  [ghost_smiley]

You're very welcome!   (Tombstones, I can do, and buttons! [9391] Just don't ask me to figure out that 'Quick Reply' thingy tonight, [a2a3] and I'm fine!  LOL!)

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: sallycollins on March 31, 2008, 03:47:29 PM
I never quite understood why poor Sam lost one of his five senses. Wasn't he tormented enough getting burned by Laura?

Sally
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 31, 2008, 08:47:28 PM
Sam was blinded so that he could then become the blind old man from Frankenstein who befriends the monster.    Sam was blinded then killed because of DS's insistence on stealing plots.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on April 01, 2008, 11:37:08 AM
I always figure Sam was blinded so Dan Curtis could add The Light That Failed by Rudyard Kipling to the list of distinguished Dark Shadows sources.  Perhaps they were killing two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: sallycollins on April 01, 2008, 02:36:47 PM
Magnus,
Thank you for that great answer. Of course that explains Sam's blindness. I remember that very touching part of the Frankenstein Karloff movie. I should have made the connection.

Sally
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: IluvBarnabas on April 01, 2008, 07:11:44 PM
1. Killing Angelique.
no explanation as to how this affected 1897,  1968 & 1970 stories.

2. Killing Edith.
see above.

3. Killing Roxanne.
see above.

4. No explanation as to how Gerard got so involved with Tad & Carrie, or how the kids were supposed to have died.
Even though a big deal was made of this in 1995 & summer 1970.

Did Curtis & the writers even care at this point?
After the brilliance of 1795 & 1897, & the sheer terror of 1995, 1840 was a disgrace.
A slap in the face to long time viewers.

I'll have to agree to disagree with you on this one. I LOVED 1840 (though I do agree about Angelique, Edith, Roxanne and the absence of the children for most of the storyline).

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 01, 2008, 07:28:50 PM
And Magnus, you're tempting me practically irresistibly.  How egregious a mistake would I have to make in order to shake your resolve?

Well, Lydia, give it your best shot, but I can't guarantee I'll notice.  I'm only now trying to get rid of my split infinitives.   By the way, these days I'm grateful to be corrected in a friendly way, because in my better-functioning moments, I'm trying to do bits of writing.   Besides, honestly, I shouldn't be making any mistakes in my grammar at this point in life.   
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on April 02, 2008, 12:10:15 AM
Dear Editors:
...  I am wondering if the writers of Dark Shadows realize that Josette has lost appeal to many D.S. viewers and has become almost a figurative character. Although she was an integral part of the story originally, it has since evolved into a more central theme in which Barnabas and Julia hold the spotlight as hero and heroine. I believe that most D.S. viewers idenitfy more strongly with these two and that their relationship should be emphasized, and that of Barnabas and Josette de-emphasized. Barnabas is living in the present now. Josette is part of his past but should not become a vaguely-defined future. Julia's love for Barnabas has already been established. Now it's time to make him deal with that love realistically. If this does not occur in the near future, I'm afraid many viewers will become frustrated and eventually disinterested. I have spoken to several people who feel this way--most of them teenagers.

Lets hear it for Barnabas and Julia Fans. They left the present totally unresolved. I would have loved to see the story
go to current time instead of PT 1840. Or at least 1840 had been as long.

I must admit I have never been a Barn and Roxanne fan.  I always thought it was just a  moment of Barn flipping out. Maybe a midlife crissis. But then where was Barnabas' mid life?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Brandon Collins on April 02, 2008, 12:14:57 AM
I'm right there with ya Lori. I never got the attraction between Barnabas and Roxanne, unless he was just attracted to her assets.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on April 02, 2008, 12:18:14 AM
Sam was blinded so that he could then become the blind old man from Frankenstein who befriends the monster.    Sam was blinded then killed because of DS's insistence on stealing plots.

I wonder if David Ford could see the tele-prompter with the dark glasses? How many times did Angelique take back on what she did? Was it only once with Barnabas?
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: loril54 on April 02, 2008, 12:22:03 AM
I'm right there with ya Lori. I never got the attraction between Barnabas and Roxanne, unless he was just attracted to her assets.

LOL, that is why I was thinking mid-life crisis. Were the writers wanting to go along with all the young girls crushes?

I guess they were trying to replace some of the gals that left the show.

They started out with Vickie, Maggie, and Carolyn.  They ended with Amanda, Roxanne, and Carolyn.

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: IluvBarnabas on April 02, 2008, 03:47:00 AM
I never understood Barnabas' attraction to Roxanne either. [ghost_huh] She was hardly a raving beauty.

I'm not saying she was ugly, she just didn't strike me as the type he'd fall for. [ghost_azn]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on April 16, 2008, 11:40:09 PM
I don't know if somebody has already mentioned this before, but the one thing that I has always bothered
me is the main front door of Collinwood. I'm sure alot of you have noticed the outside of the front door is
always nearly covered with bushes, scrubs, tree limbs and vines. It looks like the front of Collinwood is nothing
but a forest there.

It would seem to me the production designers should have made the outside of the front door with front
steps and main drive way or maybe use a fake picture of a landscape when you see the characters walking
in.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Angelique Wins on April 17, 2008, 06:40:16 AM
I don't know if somebody has already mentioned this before, but the one thing that I has always bothered
me is the main front door of Collinwood. I'm sure alot of you have noticed the outside of the front door is
always nearly covered with bushes, scrubs, tree limbs and vines. It looks like the front of Collinwood is nothing
but a forest there.

It would seem to me the production designers should have made the outside of the front door with front
steps and main drive way or maybe use a fake picture of a landscape when you see the characters walking
in.

I think one of the problems was when they switched from black and white to color.  They had actually filmed around the house at the front door, the covered walk/drive through.  I haven't seen the beginings much, but I believe there's one scene with the sheriff's car there and Roger is talking to him.  After they went to color, they didn't shoot the outside scenes again. 

And then, of course, there's the fact that they pretty much gave up showing the outside of the FRONT of the house.  The back is much more picturesque with the tower and all and that is SOOO Collinwood for me.  They did come up with a terrace for the back and a fountain (no, not a Grecian urn, just a fountain trickle, trickle, trickle...)  But yeah.  You open the front door when the world is in color and the woods are smack in your face!  LOL!  That made it so funny after they stopped showing the driveway.  Much more believeable for Carolyn to slam the door and immediately speed off when her car could be right there instead of the woods.

I remember another time when the sheriff was coming.  I won't say why because I'm not up to date on the spoiler thingy and don't know if it's working.  Anyway, they were looking OUT the French doors at the back of the drawing room.  "Oh.  The sheriff's here!"  Then they turned completely around, walked back out into the foyer and opened the door and sure enough, the sheriff was there.  I thought the French doors looked out on the terrace and the woods beyond.  Hmmm...maybe Patterson was taking a short cut.

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 17, 2008, 08:13:54 AM
Are we saying that the main entrance to the house is supposed to be on the back of the house?    I'm slow tonight, maybe more so than I realize.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Lydia on April 17, 2008, 09:21:23 AM
Things twist all over the place.  Sometimes you can see the Tower from the drawing room windows, and sometimes you can't.  I think (though I can't pinpoint episodes) that sometimes you see the sunrise from the drawing room windows and sometimes you see the sunset.  As for the car driving up, I imagine the driveway sort of twisting around so that it's visible at some point from the drawing room windows, but I don't think that fits with the view of the driveway that we got when Mrs. Johnson came for her job interview with Mrs. Stoddard, and Matthew Morgan watched her arrival.   I wonder if the writers were thinking about all this when they decided to make the playroom a now-you-see-it-now-you-don't thing.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Angelique Wins on April 17, 2008, 04:40:42 PM
Are we saying that the main entrance to the house is supposed to be on the back of the house?    I'm slow tonight, maybe more so than I realize.

Well, the way it first started out was that they actually showed the FRONT of the house where the big doors are and where the covered drive is.  But the view that we are used to seeing:  big sprawling mansion with the big solarium windows on the right hand side and the tower to the left is actually the BACK side of the real house (Seaview/the Carey Mansion) that they used for DS.

I think they just LIKED the BACK view much better, and continued to use it.  Anybody who hadn't seen the beginning episodes would just naturally figure that what they are looking at is the front of the house.  And since outside shots were never done again, nothing has to be explained.  LOL!

Judy
[9366]
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Joeytrom on April 17, 2008, 04:47:07 PM
In the episode where Roger is seen driving his car out of Collinwood (when David tries to kill him), I believe he takes it from the back or side and then circles through the front and then out of the estate.  You can also see David watching from his room window.

The DS exterior/interior matchup has nothing on Happy Days, which I believe was the worst setup I ever saw.  The exterior is a colonial style house that is sqaure shaped with large columns by the front door.  The first 2 seasons got it right with the inside, but when they switched to a live audience, they made the back door by the garage right alongside the front door with a lviing room that had a multi-directional wall that would have made a very odd looking exterior!  They even showed on column at the front door despite the fact the kitchen was where the oppiosite column should be.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on April 17, 2008, 09:28:20 PM
I've heard when the show went to color, they started to use only still shots. They said the reason
why it was too expensive to continue to shoot outside of Seaview Mansion and the old Spratt House.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Doug on April 19, 2008, 02:41:33 AM
Another thing that has bothered me for awhile. When Willie found and entered the secret room of
mausoleum, searching for the family jewels and noticed Barnabas's chained coffin, have any of you
noticed how clean the secret room was after 175 years?

They should have made the secret room damp, dusty and full of cob webs. That is what they did on
the first DS movie and the 1990 remake series. I'm not questioning the outside of the secret room
where Joshua, Naomi and Sarah graves are, you can think the caretaker is keeping that part of the
mausoleum clean.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 19, 2008, 03:23:27 AM
Presumably no one had been in there all that time, and maybe it was sealed enough that bugs didn't get in.    It was Grand Central Station in the past, but only because Barnabas went back to change things.
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Pansity on August 07, 2008, 02:05:20 AM
Here's one I haven't seen anyone mention yet. In 1840 [spoiler]we're told by Gerard about how Tad and Quentin both perished during a storm at sea.  Remembering off the top of my head, I recall there's a storm, strong enough to endanger the ship, with high waves. First one then the other goes overboard (I forget the order).

THEN Quentin walks in, saying that they were swept overboard, and the two of them together made their way to land,where they slowly worked their way back to where they could get passage.

Run that one by me again -- the storm is violent enough to endanger a large clipper ship, but two people can find each other in the middle of an ocean and swim to shore.  [confused_ani] [confused5] [confused4] [silly][/spoiler]

Oh, and I'm also the friend whom Angeliquewins mentions downtopic mentioned [spoiler]the Beth off the cliff thing. To elaborate, its not so much THAT she went over,but how they set it up to happen. Sudden mindswitch back, OK, I can buy that. Him coming toward her, seeing she is scared to pieces of him.  Now I can see anyone that hysterical not registering that they've backed toward the cliff, not the solid ground on either side. But HE sees her at the edge, and doesn't stop and calm her down, but keeps coming. And LOL the way they have her duck under his arm, its like they're doing a spin in a waltz.  Think Last Crusade and Henry grabbing Indy -- if Q had grabbed her and thrown his weight backward they'd have fallen BACKWARD not forward and over the edge.[/spoiler]

The third is the lack of motivation with the Amanda Harris thing. You have to work really hard to justfy from what you  see that they ARE madly in love.  Its all tell, with very little in the way of scenes to show it in action.

Jeannie
Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: Taeylor Collins on August 25, 2008, 01:49:24 AM
I agree with those who stated that [spoiler] Victoria being pushed off Widows Hill was an ALL TIME low. However, if the show had lasted it would have been SUPER COOl if VICTORIA had returned one day after the fans thought she was dead and gone.  What a great SHOCK that would have been!! DUN DA DUN! I think it would have been amazing to bring her back as an evil doppelganger or something.  And finally giving AM the juicy part she deserved.  Eventually the real Victoria could have returned and revealed that she was not killed by the Leviathans but only captured. My other would be the destruction of THE LEVIATHAN Storyline.  I loved the beginning of this storyline.  It is so creepy and atmospheric. When Barnabas returns from the past via the altar and utters the Leviathan speech, it always gives me cold chills.  This was a potential threat to the ENTIRE WORLD so it was dumb of the writers (or more specifically Dan) to panic and try to end it so soon.[/spoiler] Another dumb thing I think the writers or probably Dan did is as follows. On the BEHIND THE SCENES 1991 Mpi video, JF talks about how he thought the storyline changed TOO often.  I AGREE.  They should have moved a little this way and a little that way.  They still could have done all the wonderful storylines but also could have extended the life of the the show by not changing storylines so abruptly!!  I am also in the group who hates the fact that as [spoiler]Angelique dies Barnabas confesses his love.  EWW.  HATE IT WITH FERVENT PASSION![/spoiler]


Just some thoughts from Taeylor.

Title: Re: Lets talk about the dumbest things the writers ever did.
Post by: bluefielder on August 25, 2008, 02:19:58 AM
[spoiler]Barnabas telling Angelique he loved her[/spoiler] was the all-time screwup by the writers.  [ghost_mad]