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Title: Episode #0251
Post by: Jackie on February 10, 2005, 09:16:30 AM

 >:D

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: dvlvan26 on February 10, 2005, 06:03:13 PM

Willie: Josette, please don't kill Barnabas. Let' sneak outta this love shack and run away to Cedar Point! >:D

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: Jackie on February 10, 2005, 08:16:08 PM

Bride: "Let's carve our names in this wood.  Me first."

Groom: "Ok, I'll get the sharp piece of wood and mallot on the floor to use."

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: ClaudeNorth on February 11, 2005, 05:04:39 AM

Maggie:  "Oh, Willie, weren't you listening?  I told you that those cheap furniture polishes just spread the dust around.  Only Endust cleans as it polishes, to leave a clean, streak-free shine that protects wood surfaces!"

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 11, 2005, 05:38:56 AM

[rofl10], Claude! And I'd imagine keeping things dust free in that basement must have been one hell of a chore for poor Willie.  [wink2]

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 24, 2005, 02:44:18 AM

Willie: This one is for you Josette.

Josette to be: Shine it up Willie...  I want to see my face it in.

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: BuzzH on July 26, 2005, 06:59:37 PM

KLS: So, John, how many cigarettes can Jonathan smoke in there anyway?

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 21, 2006, 03:46:04 AM

Maggie: I can't use this coffin, I'm allergic to this wood.

Willie: Where your goin it won't matter.

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: Brandon Collins on December 21, 2006, 08:14:04 PM

Maggie: Willie, let's play "Will it Sink or Will it Float?"

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: michael c on January 01, 2007, 10:32:32 PM

maggie:"i'm sorry willie...i'm not questioning your taste.it's just that i've never found the empire style to be particularly flattering on me.didn't josette have anything in a trapeze line?"

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: D_Friedlander on January 15, 2007, 05:11:10 AM

WL:  See, Maggie, Barnabas means well after all.  Look at this huge hope chest he had me build for you.
ME:  Knowing Barnabas, something tells me "hope" has nothing to do with it!

Title: Re: Episode #0251
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 15, 2007, 10:57:02 AM

W: "Lotsa husbands like a nice, wood-panelled den to go off and think and smoke in...it doesn't mean he wants ta get away from ya!"