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Episode #0239
« on: February 22, 2007, 06:05:18 AM »
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Complete this phrase: "I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his..."
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 03:38:30 PM »
"I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his weekly masturbation."
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 05:11:26 PM »
Quote from: IluvBarnabas on February 22, 2007, 03:38:30 PM
"I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his weekly masturbation."

ROFL!  I guess my caption is pretty tame after that!

...doing his Yoga exercies.
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 08:59:42 PM »
 "I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his...daily stretches followed by a complete body rub down, waxing and toenail clipping, we like to make a day of it.
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 09:12:20 PM »
...weekly sandblasting.    175 years of caked in gunk doesn't just disappear by itself, overnight!
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 09:25:03 PM »
Quote from: CallieWL on February 22, 2007, 05:11:26 PM
I guess my caption is pretty tame after that!

Frequently, though, the less obvious choices turn out to be the funniest. As I've posted a few times, sometimes people come up with something that I've never anticipated and it has me [stfl]
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2007, 01:53:59 AM »
I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his annual chimney-cleaning.  He'll come out onto the roof in just a minute or two, and you can talk to him then.  Nippy out there, isn't it?
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2007, 06:27:39 PM »
"I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his laundry.  He's been so busy, he has to wear swim trunks for underwear...."
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 04:40:45 AM »
"I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his...own thang, I'm allowed because he's teachin it to me.
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 01:09:49 PM »
"I'm sorry, Mr. Evans, but you and Mr. Haskell can't come in right now because Mr. Collins is naked in the drawing room doing his..."

"girlfriend"

"Tae bo"

"body waxing"

"creative writing project"

"impersonation of Michelangelo's David & I've gotta get back to sculpting"
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 03:05:07 PM »
"tax returns."
"slut of a doctor."
"level best to trick you out of coming into the house."
"monthly self-examination for ticks and miscellaneous other miniature livestock."

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