Hey gang,
Mel Gibson's new paranormal flick, Signs," got me thinking about the possibility of crop circles in Barnabas' hometown. Now, while I know that Collinsport is primarily a fishing village, I believe that Joe Haskell's uncle had a farm outside of town. In addition, that renowned and avuncular 18th century gentleman farmer, Mordecai Grimes, had a spread of land adjacent to Collinwood.
Of course, it's hardly likely that the source of any crop circles in Collinsport would be of an extraterrestrial nature. (There are already enough ghoulies, beasties, and things that go bump in the night to be the source of any crop circles in town!)
So, if crop circles began appearing in either the potato or oat fields, what would they look like? I think that if Barnabas had a crop circle, it would be in the shape of Josette's music box, as a tribute to his timeless love.
If Roger Collins had his own crop circle, it would probably be in the shape of a brandy snifter in the middle of the circle.
Nicholas Blair's crop circle would undoubtedly feature a circle surrounding a very prominent pair of smiling upper and lower teeth.
Can you think of any other appropriate crop circles for other Dark Shadows characters? Suggestions for Liz, Willie, Maggie, Adam, the beloved Jeff Clark, Prof. Stokes, Julia, and, of course, Bob Rooney will be most appreciated.
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, avid Art Bell listener.
