Set-up:
Willie: "I'm tellin ya Barnabas, I always got the best solution ta any problem! Hear me out! Are ya listenin'? How 'bout I drink your blood insteada Angelique? Ya won't turn inta a vampire again if I do it! I just need a straw!"
Barnabas: "A cunning plan, Willie, with one drawback... ________!!!"