"Little did Daphne know that while hugging her Bramwell was actually joyously thinking about boffing Catherine and not her!!" "... running naked through the woods as a young child and not her!!" "... watching squirrels running naked through the woods and not her!!"
"To help relieve the tension of having to spend the night in The Room, Catherine suddenly began to run around the drawing room chanting 'I will make it through until morning! I will make it through until morning!!'"