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Episode #0235
« on: February 16, 2007, 06:43:02 AM »
 [bawl]

Complete this phrase: "Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe..."
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 06:53:08 AM »
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe liked to dress like one of the Ikettes and practice his moves for hours on end. He never did anything nice and easy. He always did it rough.  ;D
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 07:09:42 AM »
 [stfl] OMG - I LOVE IT!!  [thumb]
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 07:16:05 AM »
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe's middle name, handed down from generation to generation, was Yellowbutt.
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 08:14:37 AM »
...loved having men with beards kiss him gently on the left side of his head.
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 03:25:24 PM »
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret....that Joe's real name was Seymour Butts.
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2007, 05:08:24 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on February 16, 2007, 08:14:37 AM
...loved having men with beards kiss him gently on the left side of his head.

Dang, Magnus!  Another literal LOL.  I'd be ROFL too if I didn't have a cat in my lap!
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2007, 05:11:10 AM »
"Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that last night Joe and Burke had dressed up as gladiators and 'went a couple rounds in the arena' if you get my meaning."
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2007, 08:03:26 PM »
 "Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe..." was a canner by day and a stripper by night.
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 07:30:06 AM »
"Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe was too boring to have any secrets."

"that the Russians were coming, the Russians were coming, and they were invading the Blue Whale first to diable America by taking away its booze."

"that his hand moisturizer just smelled terrific."

"that his vision was impaired and he couldn't figure out why."
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 01:15:50 AM »
"had superglued his hands to his face"

"had spent all the money, saved for his boat, at the pinball machine"

"is a furry"
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 06:58:31 PM »
Still laughing over this one:

Quote from: MsCriseyde on February 16, 2007, 06:53:08 AM
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe liked to dress like one of the Ikettes and practice his moves for hours on end. He never did anything nice and easy. He always did it rough.  ;D

But some fill ins are so brilliant that their humorousness will endure for eternity!  [hall2_grin]
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Re: Episode #0235
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2012, 07:07:02 AM »
Was in reality Prince Namor, the Sub-mariner
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