DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1795/1796 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 07, 2005, 01:53:26 AM
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Ben: "Mr. Barnabas - I know you've been lonely - missing Miss Josette and all since ya died - but I'm not sure I'm ready to be your 'special friend.'"
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Ben: "If I don't get some more RUM now, I'm gonna kick that DANEL's face in"
Patti
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Ben: Mr. Barnabas... I swear it wasn't me. I didn't sleep in your coffin.
FireRose
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BARNABAS: Ben, where did you stash my Viagra?! I'm meeting Josette in an hour.
BEN: I...I'm sorry, Mr. Barnabas... I thought it was a laxative, so I took all them blue pills myself. By the way, you know where I can find your sexy Aunt Abigail??
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{LMAOooo, Sandor! :-*}
Okay, anyway...
B: Ben, what is that delightful scent you're wearing?? How...how exquisite!
Ben: Uh...um...well... w-weren't ya supposed to see Miss Josette tonight, Mr. Barnabas? {stepping away}
B: {pressing closer} Josette who?? Sigh...
>:D
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oh my god sandor! That was too funny!!
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"Uh, Mr. Barnabas...I ain't an educated man, but I think when you're puttin' someone under your spell, you're supposed to look into their eyes, not their ear..."
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Ben: Mr. Barnabas, my room needs a new lamp and some other furniture. May I please have a raise in my weekly pay?
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Barnabas: Now Ben, dawn is near... try to remember, I asked you to move my coffin to the Old House, then you went and put it where?
Ben: I'm trying to remember Mr.Barnabas! truly I am! its just that the new maid sorta took my mind off things... you understand don't ya?
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Barn: Ben, you have some serious hair in your ear!
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Barnabas, in need of a good laugh: Go on Ben... just repeat what I said... "Oh...Wa...ta...goo....siam... than repeat it again only faster...
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Barnabas: Come with me and let's do some partying.
Ben: No way, leave me B.
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Ben: I'm sorry, Mr. Barnabas, I stunk up the secret room....I didn't mean to!
Barnabas: Oh that's just great, Ben! Now I'll be smelling it through the coffin all day!
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Ben: I swear Mr. Banabas! I dinnit leave that thing in yer coffin! What is it anyway? S'mun told me it runs on batteries. What's that?
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B: Ben, I now realize that it's YOU I truly love.
B: Uh, gee, Mr. Barnabas, that's really nice of you to say. GOTTA GO! [santa_shocked]
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BC: "Your revenge against my father may be close at hand! One of the many dark secrets I learned in Martinique concerns something called an Atomic Melvin..." (Based on dark knowledge I obtained just recently on another part of this board!!)
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:- Ben: B-U-R-P!! Ah, thankee, Mr. Barnabas, for pattin' my back, I feel much better now!
Alondra
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Ben: "So, Mister Barnabas, are we George and Lenny or Lenny and Squiggy?"