Carolyn was extremely surprised not to find ________ among the rocks below Widows' Hill!!"
the Creature From the Black Lagoon ready to date her
12,081 corpses including future/past Vicki, Vicki's future/past boyfriend Peterjeff, her own future/past husband Jeb, and countless other people from the future and past and other dimensions and planets
Those of us who even know who that is are definitely dating ourselves.
(Date who you like, I'm very broad-minded...)