from the Home Office in Collinsport Maine:
The Top Ten Dangerous Tricks to play with the Hand of Petofi.....
Number 10: Pick a card, any card.
9. Pull a bunny out of yer hat. [sorry Midnite!]
8. WILL IT FLOAT?
7. Adjust yer dad's Bleeder Valve.
6. The old 'Unchain The Coffin' trick. [Willie Lumas only]
5. Wireless Telephone Prank. [in West Wing only]
4. Hanging in a Closet.
3. Invite Zombies to help 'decorate'.
2. 'The Great Guillotine Gimmick'. [Head of Judah Z. only]
and the number one dangerous trick to play with the hand of Petofi....
.....JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!!