This has nothing to do with DS, the forum, or even computers in general. But I just had to share it because I thought it was hysterically funny. Although, the reason I find it so funny is probably because I don't smoke, I don't take digital photos in the way described, I don't own a cell phone or a blackberry, I don't have business cards, I don't own an iPod, I don't socialize in chat rooms, and I don't play video games - but I do know many people who do most if not all of those things - and I've definitely been known to occasionally razz them about it - particularly when they begin to act as if life couldn't possibly go on without many of these things.
So, check out:
Our Modern World-Weirder by the Minute