. . . ocean water with a twist of lime. 

I got the Dark Shadows Revival Series from a Canadian Wal-Mart for cheep. 
Since this was what first introduced be to Dark Shadows (when it was on tv) I have to say I love it. 

The way the plot was reworked was excellent and compelling. 
I've since fallen in love with the original, but the original sometimes doesn't move fast enough for me.
I know that is because it was a soap opera, but the fact can't be denied especially when you hit the slower moving plots.

Most of the Revival characters weren't very memorable compared to the the original version.  BUT, the most important characters like Barnabas and Victoria were portrayed and scripted wonderfully.  Now this might have made it tough to move on to other story lines had it continued, but at least the part we saw worked well. 

Oh and I loved the lady from the past that came to the future.  I don't remember the exact lines, but there was some real laugh out loud moments there. 

Talking about it makes me want to marathon it again.   

Nice human shaped rug.  Was it imported from France?  I've heard all the new fads come from France now a days. 

Maggie:  Oh the horror of it *screams * . . that . . that thing on the floor was my American Express Card.

Picture from the forgotten story line "Julia and the Death Breath" where the term halitosis takes on a deadly new meaning. 

Sarah saw the most hideous thing.  It was a monster, but not just any monster.  It was huge lumbering beast with veins of pure blue of mold.  It was the evil blue cheese monster. 

Liz: I can tell by your expression you've never tasted your own cooking have you?

Mrs.Johnson: Nope!

Litteral LOL   That's great.
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Liz: I was wondering if you'd mind me setting you up with my ugly cousin Chunk Chunk the Flatulent

Angelique ran out of voodoo dolls and had to use her voodoo marionettes.  Barnabas couldn't put his arms down all night.