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Offline BuzzH

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Re: Date, Marry or Dump!
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2006, 07:54:12 PM »
I would date Quentin (what a gorgeous rogue), marry Bramwell (how can you not marry a man who's willing to DIE for you?) and dump Burke, (he annoyed the hell out of me).   [hall2_rolleyes]
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Re: Date, Marry or Dump!
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2006, 08:45:57 PM »
Women -
I'd date Julia - She'd make a great fag hag. Marry Carolyn - because she's such a flake, she'd want a divorce soon enough and I could get a tidy settlement (no prenups for me!). Dump Eve - she's evil and only has eyes for Peter Bradford.

Men -
Date Adam (assuming of course Dr. Lang gave him "an enormous swanstucker" fnar fnar), Marry the Jennings boys ([hall2_grin]), both of them! Dump Wilie #1 (pretty but CREEPY)
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Re: Date, Marry or Dump!
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2006, 03:30:29 AM »
THE DS WOMEN:
Date = Carolyn (best dancer, best hairstyles)
Marry = Julia (loyal and has her own mental hospital)
Dump = Vicki (loves to travel... but only to the past)

THE DS MEN:
Date = Quentin (the sideburns have to go)
Marry = The Jennings brothers (we're sending Amy to boarding school, guys)
Dump = Jeff Clark (dig up Peter Bradford's grave and put Jeff six feet under)
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Re: Date, Marry or Dump!
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2006, 03:35:13 AM »
Quote from: Sandor on October 20, 2006, 03:30:29 AM
Jeff Clark (dig up Peter Bradford's grave and put Jeff six feet under)

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Re: Date, Marry or Dump!
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2006, 02:34:34 PM »
Women: Date Carolyn (I could use some hair tips); pick up Angelique but then dump her ass fast (although she might have some good wig tips and revenge advice); marry Julia because she's as loyal as they come, and to make Barn. jealous (not to mention to share some divine chocolate recipes)...but eventually use my evil ways to pair up B&J for good! [bwahaaaa]

Men: Date the jennings boys, but then bow out gracefully so gothick and Sandor have a turn (more power to my peoples)  [hall2_grin]
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