Episode #1009

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[MagnusTrask]

Set-up:
HG: "Amy Collins?   Is Daniel with you?   Good!  While I'm waiting to conduct some other blackmail business, I thought I'd tell you that I saw you two _________!   I want ten thousand _________!!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

HG: "Amy Collins?   Is Daniel with you?   Good!  While I'm waiting to conduct some other blackmail business, I thought I'd tell you that I saw you two releasing thousands of sardines back into the ocean, which is horrifying to me because I love canned sardines - particularly when they're used to make my favorite dish, Sardines Flambé!   I want ten thousand hand written pages saying 'I will not release sardines back into the ocean'!!"

[Uncle Roger]

Very funny and quite surreal, MB.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Thanks.