DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Heather on August 16, 2005, 04:50:41 AM
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J: Yes, that's a condom! :o
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J: Yes, that's a condom! :o
It's a wonder I didn't think of that... [smirk] [wiseguy] [emblgh]
Entertaining captions, everyone! :-*
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Acting as gentlemanly as he can, Barnabas removes a stubborn piece of lint from Julia's dress...
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BARNABAS: Happy Birthday Julia!
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Barnabas: Julia would you mind?
Julia: Oh no, I'm not tasting it.
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Barnabas: Julia, ever since I let David visit I keep finding chocolates like these all over the floor. What kind are they? They aren't very good.
Julia: So that's where David lost his rabbit!
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Barnabas: "My good woman, you are suppose to insert this ring on your finger, not inside your .....
Julia: "Where? Show me please."
[Wolfie]
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Barnabas: See, Julia? I even put the handcuffs on, and she STILL doesn't want me!
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BC: "Guess what comes out if you pull my entire hand!!"
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Barnabas: You mean it isn't a sedative? LSD? What the hell is that?
Julia: Lusting Sultry Doctor....go on Barnabas, take it....
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BC: "Now Julia, you're a doctor, so see what you can do... I accidentally spray-painted this frog pink... so don't tell me it's a pink frog, because I told you that already..." (Buzz, you get a lot of TV references... how about it?)
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Julia: Barnabas most people brag about how big the fish that got away was.
Barnabas: But this one was so tiny and cute I just wanted to hug it.
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Barnabas: Such a lovely key, why do you give it to me?
Julia: It's the key to my heart... and to my room, see you at midnight.
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BC: "Now Julia, you're a doctor, so see what you can do... I accidentally spray-painted this frog pink... so don't tell me it's a pink frog, because I told you that already..." (Buzz, you get a lot of TV references... how about it?)
WKRP?
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BC: "Now Julia, you're a doctor, so see what you can do... I accidentally spray-painted this frog pink... so don't tell me it's a pink frog, because I told you that already..."Â (Buzz, you get a lot of TV references... how about it?)
WKRP?
I must say, I'm stumped! ???
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WKRP?
I must say, I'm stumped! ???
And MB wins the Silver Sow award, and receives a coach class ticket to Omaha for the festivities! Buzz, do penance!
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And MB wins the Silver Sow award, and receives a coach class ticket to Omaha for the festivities!  Buzz, do penance!
LOL, well, in my defense, I really didn't watch WKRP in Cincinnati! 8)
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And MB wins the Silver Sow award, and receives a coach class ticket to Omaha for the festivities!
And there's no truth to the rumor that MB and I are the same person. Though we're often caught demonstrating a single mind, a scant few DS cousins can attest to having seen us at the same time, and a few photos exist of us together. Snicker. [wink2]
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And there's no truth to the rumor that MB and I are the same person. Though we're often caught demonstrating a single mind, a scant few DS cousins can attest to having seen us at the same time, and a few photos exist of us together. Snicker. [wink2]
Now there's a Dark-Shadows-worthy concept - one mind, two bodies; kill one body and the other body divides in two to re-establish the status quo. Lots of shots of the moon or of a horror-stricken witness while the dividing is going on.
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one mind, two bodies
Believe me, it can sometimes be quite frightening how often it's exactly like that. :D And more than one of those scant few DS cousins can attest to that as well. ;) (It's also why we make such great partners when it comes to the forum because, in all the years we've been doing this, the number of times we've ever even slightly disagreed about the ways things should work around here can definitely be counted on the fingers of one hand with fingers left to spare. :))...
kill one body and the other body divides in two to re-establish the status quo.
...But I wouldn't want either one of us to have to be killed to try to prove that theory. :o
And now this topic has officially gotten way, Way, WAY OT!! So, maybe we should get back to posting captions. [wink2]
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And MB wins the Silver Sow award, and receives a coach class ticket to Omaha for the festivities!  Buzz, do penance!
LOL, well, in my defense, I really didn't watch WKRP in Cincinnati! 8)
That's a defense? (j/k!) Get on that right away!
Midnite... I never said these things were fair. Get MB to take you. Anyway, oops and sorry.
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And now this topic has officially gotten way, Way, WAY OT!! So, maybe we should get back to posting captions.
OK:
B: Here are your keys, Julia. Your car...um...you'll find it in a tree. A birch tree, swinging around...um...It hit Bob the Bartender.
J:Â Well, my insurance covered the repairs to the secret room in the mausoleum when you drove the car into it, so I'm sure it will cover this.
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Barnabas: This is the worlds smallest violin Julia and its playing just for you.
Julia: Oh how cute... can it play stake the vampire minute waltz?
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B: So then I cupped my hand like this and made a back-and-forth motion--
J: Ahem. Barnabas, perhaps we ought to continue this later? I'm feeling rather hot.
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Barnabas: Julia I’d like you to meet my cricket. I’m going to name him Jimmy.
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Barnabas: Julia I’d like you to see my invisible squash I grew in the garden.
Julia: Barnabas? I’m not sure how to tell you, but you can’t see something invisible.
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Barnabas: Julia have you seen this microfiche stuff? It’s pretty amazing to me that it’s so small. I just wish I didn’t need to squint so hard to read it.