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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2006, 09:17:31 PM »
The Creeping Terror... sort of a living carpet.   Creeping Afghan, maybe.

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2006, 02:04:02 AM »
LMAO to the Godzilla and The Creeping Afghan.

And I love the siren ideas! That would've been awesome!

I'm not sure I have anything to offer. I thought maybe a Jack-the-Ripper type story--a serial killer of Collinsport's past comes back as a ghost and starts killing.

Oh, maybe Bigfoot? God knows there are plenty of woods to hide in on that estate. LOL!
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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2006, 08:23:16 AM »
Zahir:
the DS/Bewitched hybrid Passions just did a Siren story, and it tanked with viewers so badly, the character was written out after only 4 months.

Mark Rainey:
I'm laughing my ass off at your Dark Godzilla pic!!
What a GREAT idea!!!!

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2006, 09:59:09 AM »
The series finale:

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2006, 11:45:15 AM »
Mark, that is simply BRILLIANT! Thanks for the first laugh I've had in a really miserable day! [bow]
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Re: Not Ready for Prime Time DS
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2006, 04:55:19 PM »
I think the siren idea could work, but (like so many things) it would depend upon execution.  Just look at the different film versions of Hamlet or Sherlock Holmes.

The idea came to me that a scarecrow might actually be the weapon of a serial killer--some farmer or such in Collinsport (a la Ed Guin) whose mother used to work at Collinwood (before Elizabeth fired everyone).  Now he uses this living scarecrow to kill people, enacting whatever fantasies of revenge and/or sex that feeds his warped imagination.  Another twist might be if this guy actually has a split pesonality, and his "other" self doesn't even realize he is a killer!

Okay, maybe that's a bit cheesy, but maybe it'd work.  Me, I' prefer that he knows his is a monster and loathes that fact, is depressed and nearly suicidal.

Regarding the living Mummy--suppose this was someone (lets give him a name:  Ptah-hotep) with an unsual motivation?  He's not looking for a lost love or revenge against a Collins nor trying to escape an enemy.  Rather, he is looking for a way to die?  He already made himself immortal and wants to end it, but can only die under some very specific circumstances--for example, if he can destroy his coptic jars, and he has reason to believe the last one is hidden somewhere at Collinwood?

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2006, 06:53:51 PM »
The series finale:

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Mark, you are TOO much!!!   [laughing4] [stfl]

I thought maybe a Jack-the-Ripper type story--a serial killer of Collinsport's past comes back as a ghost and starts killing.

Brandon, our last Christmas RR story covered this.  I *may* be able to find it on my computer at work and if so, if you want to read it I could email it to you.  Just let me know and I'll look for it tomorrow.  ;)
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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2006, 07:03:43 PM »
 A Christmas Roundrobin? Sounds interesting.  :) What was it about?
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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2006, 07:04:44 PM »
Although I haven't read it in so long that I have little memory of it, I do recall enjoying the Marilyn Ross novel that featured a mummy, at least when I was a kid. I think a portion of it took place on a ship headed to Collinsport, and it was actually fairly creepy. It might have been neat to see that idea expanded in the show itself.

Glad that Godzilla has generated some giggles.  [hall2_grin] If I hadn't been in such a hurry, I'd have at least turned Godzilla so the direction of the shadows matched!

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2006, 07:12:17 PM »
Mark, I just saw your photo of Godzilla attacking Collinwood....I really LMAO! It's so freaking hilarious! [hall2_grin]

Thanks for the laugh.... [hall2_wink]

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2006, 07:15:10 PM »
I just realized it wasn't Godzilla but Mordila....silly me.

Still it's a crack-up.

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Re: Not Ready for Prime Time DS
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2006, 07:26:03 PM »
Regarding the living Mummy--suppose this was someone (lets give him a name:  Ptah-hotep) with an unsual motivation?  He's not looking for a lost love or revenge against a Collins nor trying to escape an enemy.  Rather, he is looking for a way to die?  He already made himself immortal and wants to end it, but can only die under some very specific circumstances--for example, if he can destroy his coptic jars, and he has reason to believe the last one is hidden somewhere at Collinwood?

Beautiful idea!
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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2006, 10:22:59 PM »
Wouldn't it have been cool if Barnabas/Julia/Angelique
had run ins with the actual Count Dracula or Dr. Frankenstein?

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Re: Monsters We Shoulda Seen
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2006, 10:52:57 PM »
I would have liked to have seen one of those "missing-time" incidents portrayed on Dark Shadows.

You know, an incident in which Roger and/or Julia is walking back from the Old House to Collinwood along that bumpy path, and they simply can't understand why it took over an hour to make the usually, at most, ten-minute-trek between the two houses on the estate.

Of course, when Roger and/or Julia returns to Collinwood, instead of a bite mark on the throat, they find strange, almost tiny surgical marks on the calf or on the upper-back (odd places for a vampire to bite!).  And, instead of a "Dream Curse," Roger and Julia dream of little, grey-colored guys, floating them up to a bright "star" in the sky over Collinwood.  (Beam me up, Batia Mapes!) [hall2_shocked] [hall2_grin]

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Re: Not Ready for Prime Time DS
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2006, 01:00:24 AM »
Regarding the living Mummy--suppose this was someone (lets give him a name:  Ptah-hotep) with an unsual motivation?  He's not looking for a lost love or revenge against a Collins nor trying to escape an enemy.  Rather, he is looking for a way to die?  He already made himself immortal and wants to end it, but can only die under some very specific circumstances--for example, if he can destroy his coptic jars, and he has reason to believe the last one is hidden somewhere at Collinwood?

Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a story like that; it's called "The Ring of Thoth."

Besides the mummy, the other major Universal monster that DS never used was the invisible man (perhaps while trying to cure Barnabas or Chris, Julia could accidentally create an invisibility potion), but it might have been tricky to consistently have to arrange special effects for an invisible character.

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