As most of us know, the photo that is based on is actually of Nancy Barrett and Jonathan Frid sitting on the bench in Collinwood's foyer. But if they want to turn it into the Blue Whale, who are we to quibble?
Apparently whoever wrote this had never seen the pre-Barn eps or they would have never written: "Roger Collins is a widower and businessman who is absent a lot, so he hires Victoria Winters (Alexandra Isles) to look after his son, David Collins (David Henesy)." I stopped reading at that point because I could only imagine what other foolishness might pop up in the article...
Fill in the blank: "Liz was completely devastated when she saw that her new ________ was completely ruined and its pieces were scattered on the floor in the foyer!!"