Fill in the blanks: "Dear Miss Drew, It has come to our attention that you ________. Unless you ________ within 30 days of the date of this letter, ________!"
But I suspect the pickings can't honestly be that slim for it to have made a Top 5 cut. And one can certainly only hope the Depp/DS film knocks it out of contention entirely...
I'd forgotten how much DS stuff was often jammed into each issue. Not that I actually ever complained. But why oh why did he have to pick the one issue that featured a news item about Geoffrey Scott?!