Everything you've written seems quite plausible, Cousin_Barnabas.
Changing reels, I'm not sure how this person has embarrassed herself:
FashionPopo999 CocoGee
As if i haven't embarassed myself enough,i have to work on the set of #DarkShadows tomoro and face Mrs Burton. hoping to meet Johnny Depp
45 minutes ago
But I'm presuming she might have been a little less than kind regarding some of Helena Bonham Carter's fashion choices. Poking fun at her clothes seems to be a running thing on Twitter and the Internet in general.
233 days 12 hours 32 minutes 33 seconds until the day the Depp/Burton Dark Shadows is released(ET)!!