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Episode #0447
« on: December 18, 2007, 01:17:45 AM »
[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
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Re: Episode #0447
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 11:01:28 AM »
Set-up:

Barnabas: Really, Father, the basics of being a vampire are very simple if you would only pay attention!  First you ________, then you ________!
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Re: Episode #0447
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 08:14:52 PM »
Hey, I'm not biting on that one.... I think we're all thinking of the same thing....
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Re: Episode #0447
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 12:52:41 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on December 19, 2007, 08:14:52 PM
Hey, I'm not biting on that one.... I think we're all thinking of the same thing....
As I posted the set-up, all I could think of was the punch line to a tasteless 1990 joke: "What's the difference between Larry Bird and Chuck Stuart?"  I'm surprised that you, a Chicago man, thought of it as well!
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Re: Episode #0447
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 09:51:00 PM »
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"What's the difference between Larry Bird and Chuck Stuart?"

I think I've heard the first name.  Sports guys, right?   I am totally and completely not a sports guy.   
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Re: Episode #0447
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2007, 09:46:04 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on December 19, 2007, 08:14:52 PM
Hey, I'm not biting on that one.... I think we're all thinking of the same thing....

Well, it doesn't have to be that. It could be, "First you attack, then you drink!"  [santa_wink]  Gets the same point across - though the other is a hell of a lot funnier.  [santa_grin]
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Re: Episode #0447
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2007, 05:57:55 AM »
Oh ye of little imagination.

First you open the coffin, then you pole vault in – not the other way around!

First you glue the fangs to your teeth, then you bolt the batwings to your shoulder blades, and after that you're good to go!

First you survive global thermonuclear war, then you notice that the only other living creatures left on earth are giant radioactive cockroaches!
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