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Episode #0291
« on: May 07, 2007, 07:05:15 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Barnabas was both enraged and aghast after Dr. Hoffman revealed that part of her treatment to cure him of vampirism would require him to..."

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 07:14:02 PM »
. . . wear an awful-looking wig and lots of tweed.


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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 08:06:32 PM »
 [laughing4]  [thumbleft]  And someone should definitely photoshop that look for him!  ;)

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 05:51:35 AM »
"Barnabas was both enraged and aghast after Dr. Hoffman revealed that part of her treatment to cure him of vampirism would require him to take lengthy showers with her, where she would attempt to wash the Curse off of him."
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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2007, 07:28:33 AM »
"Barnabas was both enraged and aghast after Dr. Hoffman revealed that part of her treatment to cure him of vampirism would require him to..." undergo her own personal type of high colonic prior to each treatment...

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2007, 06:55:44 PM »
help her with her new Novel Fear of Flying" He thought it was his fears of not being able to turn into a bat.
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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 12:45:38 AM »
"Barnabas was both enraged and aghast after Dr. Hoffman revealed that part of her treatment to cure him of vampirism would require him to..." Remain shirtless for one hour afterwards.

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 12:55:42 AM »
"keep squirrels in his pants at all times"

"file his teeth & use spray tanning"

"sleep in a race car bed instead of a coffin"

"not choke anyone"

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 09:42:14 AM »
...go to Logansport once a week for meetings of Vampires Anonymous, since there was no VA group in Collinsport.

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2010, 06:03:58 PM »
 [lghy]  Sara and Lydia

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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2012, 07:26:37 AM »
Wear glow in the dark skull boxer shorts
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Re: Episode #0291
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2012, 04:31:32 PM »
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