"Quentin was very suspicious when Roger said that he couldn't go to the Tool Shed Bar & Grille with him because he'd just washed his pubes and he couldn't do a thing with them!"
Barnabas - "Now, remember - this is Mrs. Johnson's rehearsal night and we mustn't laugh when she begins to perform 'Hard Hearted Hannah (The Vamp of Savannah)' with the Collinsport Musical Theatre's dancers!!"
Complete the phrase: Quentin - "You know, Jeb - some may think you're a cheap, insufferable pig! But to me that's being too kind because I think you're...!!"