"Flora was in tears after she was arrested and thrown in jail for repeatedly practicing fortune telling without a licence after having been warned a dozen times not to engage in the practice!!"
Flora - "I know it's a terrible thing for a mother to say about her own son, but I always knew that one day Desmond would be arrested for wearing his hair in a style too ugly to be accepted in public!!"
"'Valerie' was very confused when Julia revealed that Barnabas might not be missing after all because there had been reports that that Barnabas had just recently been seen talking with a man who looked exactly like Barnabas and who claimed to have just come from 1795 via I Ching!!"