Episode #0771

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[CallieWL]

Setup:
Carl was appalled when Barnabas suggested he ______.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

...he keep the chocolate covered fluke he'd bought while at Atlantic City with the intent of gifting it to Barnabas and instead give it to someone more deserving because Carl thought no one was more deserving of a chocolate covered fluke than Barn.

[Sara Monster]

"purchased that coat at the ladies department by mistake"

"should stop cutting his own hair"

"was too old to keep a sticker collection"

"should take Judith's advice on the pre-nup"

"would probably go on to spawn atleast one, most likely illegitimate, offspring in his lifetime that would eventually descend to a thieving chain-smoking drifter in the 20th century"