As a painter, Morgan was artistic, so who knows, maybe he missed a second calling as a hairstylist?! He might have even been able to have a whole chain of Mr. Morgan salons!! But alas...
(No doubt! And given all the other intrinsic issues that the Collinses seem to have to deal with, can you even imagine how much therapy they really needed but never got. But then, would we really want Collinses who are well adjusted? Hell no!! Where would the fun be in that?! )
( Totally OT but just recently I saw Busch's play The Tribute Artist. Not as funny as Die, Mommy, Die, but then, jokes like the one involving the lazy susan are so few and far between!! )