There were gay actors on Dark Shadows?!

No way...

...I'm going to have to go with Willie on this one...Kidnapping Maggie and taking her to the not-so-secret-anymore room...Dumb dumb dumb.

No kidding!

Willie might as well hold Maggie captive in the Collinsport town square. There's probably fewer people snack dab in the middle of town than at that damned mausoleum...

That place is like Grand Central Station!!

Professor1985:

Hope you saw Wednesday's first episode...

It was the return of Barefoot Maggie!!

Kudos to Lara Parker's professionalism in these eps, however, despite the material she had to work with...It was hilarious but she never missed a beat!

Absolutely!

You can never say enough good stuff about Lara Parker, who got more over-the-top stuff to do than even Hall & Frid; but whether she was Josette's scheming handmaiden, Roger's beloved second wife or Nicky Blair's vampy slave, trapped inside K-Mart lingerie--Lara Parker always played Angelique in a masterful way; she might very well be the most underrated woman in the cast.

I would think there'd be some sort of equipment like shock therapy style or something, with stuff attatched to one's temples and heart or something.

And the deep-fry sounds of the equipment during the experiment creeped me out!

When Barnabas walked in on him, I kept expecting Jeff Clark to offer up some Cajun-Fried Angelique as the special of the day.

(...someone cue the opening voiceover music...)

It begins as another week of mind-numbing meandering for the viewers of the Great Show, for it is on this Monday morning that the episodes in question made me roll over and go back to sleep.

I think the reason Jeff Clark doesn't like Adam is because he feels threatened by the man-made man; after all, Adam has become a bigger braying jackass than even Jeff Clark--a trick I didn't know was possible.

Adam...sweetheart: the moment you and your genius brain figures out that everyone's life sucks in some form or fashion, the more human you'll feel--and less of a pain in the arse you'll be.

I gotta say, though--Carolyn Stoddard's the richest girl in town; all she could muster as a so-called gift for the big sulky manchild is yet another turtleneck from Ohrbach's?!

For shame!!

And that long excruciating scene at the end, with Angelique wiggling around on that table for, like, 5 minutes, with all the "special effects"...

That scene needed for Julia to give it a sedative!

Happy Birthday, Gothick!

Stay to the Shadows...