Had Jeff Clark gone to New York City, I picture him wandering around lost--like Joe Buck in Midnight Cowboy.

That or he'd be a cabbie...

And since they are animated corpses, are they just clammy, creepy cold?

Why does Adam constantly wear that tired sweater while Eve looks like a 2-dollar hooker?

My friend who had the crazy dream about Joe and Willie is at it again, and this one's a doozie:

Apparently Joshua Collins and Ben Stokes died shortly after the horrific events of 1795-96. Some villain stepped in and took over the running of the estate. He may've even married crazy Millicent. Or he may've been from yet another branch of the family tree. Suffice it to say he did not like his new pseudo-stepson, Daniel [mistakenly called David in the dream].

This villian told a servant to secretly kill Daniel and make it look like the boy had disappeared. The servant, possibly Ben Stokes' son, was very obedient and servile and all, but he couldn't bring himself to shed Collins blood. Instead, he arranged to send the boy far away to an orphanage or something like that.
When next we see Daniel, he is standing in a line with a huge group of new arrivals at this orphanage, which was almost a sort of work camp. He had been separated into a special group of children who came from wealthy families, but who, for one shady reason or another, were being sent to this camp. These kids were useful enough that they needed to be kept alive.

The kids were discussing how they were to keep entertained here. One kid with a red face said something about Pearl Harbor. At first I took it to mean the camp was in Hawaii, somewhere near Pearl Harbor. [but was it even called that in 1796? I doubt it.] Now I'm thinking that kid had been nabbed from a wealthy sugar planting family in hawaii.

Daniel was looking ragged. He had only a small carpet bag of clothes, plus one sailor's duffel bag load of books. I was apparently running out of time. I didnt get to see much more enacted--I just read ahead about it in a book.

Things continued on much the same at Collinwood--more Collins cousins moved in and weird shit continued to happen. Everyone assumed Daniel had disappeared, as per the official story. Daniel was worked and abused at this Dickensian orphanage. A young Collins couple married and went on the grand tour to Europe for two years. Shortly after they returned, Daniel Collins found out where in the country he was, escaped, and returned to Collinwood, a bit older, much wiser, and ready to exact his revenge.

This friend who had the dream has an incredibly rich dream life; he has dreams about members of his family who have passed away, he has dreams that are essentially period pieces quite a bit--and now I find out he had a dream about The X-Files the other night!  ?!?

Angelique's attacks are always the best and most realistic of the whole vampy bunch...

Adam is stuck with such a bitch in Eve, you'd think he'd just sling her over his shoulder, cave man style, and take her to his cave and have his way with her-but she might love that!

Adam has become such a whipped wuss that I wish Dan Curtis would just stuff him into that frickin' closet already!

Remember in the beginning? When Adam was mean and violent and terrifying? Before he started being led around by the nose by the likes of Carolyn Stoddard?

Put him out of our misery...please.

Roger would likely watch the Huntley/Brinkley Report on NBC while downing a couple of sherrys...

Harry Johnson would be dazzled by Robert Wagner's weekly exploits in It Takes A Thief.

Julia would be taken aback by the master criminal who greatly resembles her on an episode of The Girl From U.N.C.L.E..

Mrs. Johnson would identify with the weekly trials and tribulations of Hazel.

Willie would be swept away by the frontier brotherhood of Bonanza.

Liz would sit in her bedroom, watching reruns of The Loretta Young Show.

Professor Stokes might very well dig The Twilight Zone.

David would love Batman and the witty adult banter of Johnny Carson's Tonight Show.

Vickie and Carolyn would likely watch That Girl over at Maggie's cottage. With maybe Peyton Place as a nightcap.

Sheriff Patterson would sit home, wishing he were as cool as Jack Webb in Dragnet 1967, but would likely identify more with the good folks of Mayberry R.F.D..

And Barnabas wouldn't have a TV in the Old House; there'd be nothing on the screen that he could sink his teeth into... He'd probably sitting quietly in his wingback, reading a book of poetry. Or something by Bram Stoker.

Angelique - "Charmed"

I'd love to see Angelique take on the Charmed Ones and vanquish 'em real good! Especially that damned Rose McGowan!

She could have her choice of Hell or going back to Marilyn Manson...