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Title: Episode #0982
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 01, 2006, 01:11:30 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: Professor1985 on April 01, 2006, 03:37:58 AM
MAGGIE: Julia please!
WILLIAM: Tell me some groovy jokes?
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: arashi on April 01, 2006, 06:49:35 AM
Maggie wasn't sure what she was more appalled by. The fact that in a show of gratitude William H. Loomis smacked the help on the ass, or the fact that Julia was quite enthusiastic to receive it.
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 01, 2006, 02:24:39 PM
WHL: "Let us shun those who are roughly similar to their counterparts in the other reality!"

Hoffman: "Yes... we opposites are superior!   Maggie, not feeling inferior, are you?!"
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: ClaudeNorth on April 02, 2006, 02:09:20 AM
William:  "Hoffman, that 'salt in the sugar bowl' routine never misses!"
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 03, 2006, 02:13:41 PM
Will Loomis: Remember the good ol' days, Hoffman?  Me, Angelique and Bruno would go into the study after supper for a menage a trois!"

Maggie Collins: "Oh dear- I don't know a thing about French cooking!  Can you help me, Miss Hoffman?"
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: CyrusL on April 03, 2006, 02:43:00 PM
William H. : Maggie wants to start a publishing company to print books on a 25 year old soap, oh that's rich.
Julia: Really Mrs. Collins, you're quite the dreamer.  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: Gothick on April 03, 2006, 04:05:04 PM
I just love this scene!  Great capture from it.

G.
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: arashi on April 04, 2006, 08:16:52 PM
Will Loomis: Remember the good ol' days, Hoffman?  Me, Angelique and Bruno would go into the study after supper for a menage a trois!"

Maggie Collins: "Oh dear- I don't know a thing about French cooking!  Can you help me, Miss Hoffman?"

This one almost got a genuine spit take from me.
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: BuzzH on April 05, 2006, 07:25:50 PM
WHL: Hoffman!  Have you had an 'enhancement'!?
H: Well...yes actually!  <giggle>  Do you like them?
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 27, 2008, 02:47:44 AM
Will, laughingly utters: Hoffman you are the reason I love to drink here in Collinwood...because the second you start to look like Maggie here, I know I'm as drunk as a skunk.

Hoffman: Why thank you Mr. Loomis I'm flattered.
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 27, 2008, 05:30:34 AM
(Looks more like Maggie's the one being insulted, though!   PT... land of drunken insults!   That was worthy of PT Roger...)
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: IluvBarnabas on July 09, 2008, 09:02:25 PM
Maggie: I am NOT a spineless doormat who lets her husband walk all over her!!

Will and Hoffman (both snickering): Um, yeah, sure.
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: MagnusTrask on July 09, 2008, 09:35:29 PM
WHL: "What kind of parallel world does she think she's living in, huh?   A sleeveless dress!!"
H: "No one would wear that in PT!  I guess she just doesn't understand!!   Haw haw haw!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: Sara Monster on August 12, 2009, 02:47:47 AM
Although in the end, Maggie's 'Alice in Wonderland' themed tea party was a bust, while dealing with the lameness of the evening, Will & Hoffman both learned of their mutual love of snuff films & Atari & a lasting friendship was born!
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 18, 2009, 01:52:08 AM
Although in the end, Maggie's 'Alice in Wonderland' themed tea party was a bust, while dealing with the lameness of the evening, Will & Hoffman both learned of their mutual love of snuff films & Atari & a lasting friendship was born!

 [laughing4]
Title: Re: Episode #0982
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 20, 2012, 07:46:15 PM
The book signing party for William H. Loomis' Housekeeping Hints from Hoffman.