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Episode #0575
« on: September 06, 2005, 08:29:19 PM »
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2005, 08:47:15 PM »
Roger:  Thayer, gimme a break!  I said I DIDN'T steal those doughnuts out of your dressing room.  OKAY??

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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2005, 09:29:51 PM »
J: No Professor Stokes, I don't think that Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks looks strange at all.  Why do you ask?
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2005, 10:31:02 PM »
RD: Yeah! I know that I touch my hair too much! Just get off my freaking back! You know the ladies love it so you're just jealous!  ::)

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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 01:01:50 AM »
Jeff: Thanks anyway proffesor Stokes, but I'm not interested in attending another CHEESE party at you're house.

Prof Stokes: Very well my boy, although you do understand that Cheese is guda for you... that's a joke my boy! get it?.... I guess not.
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2005, 04:26:52 AM »
Literal lol The Ghost of Sarah Collins
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2005, 02:05:20 AM »
RD:  "Gee willikers, Prof. Stokes, that's some baboon honker you got there on yer face today!   Where can I get one?!"
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2005, 02:27:22 PM »
Jeff: Okay, Okay, professor I'll buy a pack of Thin Mints, but nothing else!
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Jeff: Look Stokes, I don't care how great this vacuum is or if it can clean the whole mansion in an hour.  I'm not paying $2,000 for something I can get on ebay for a less.

Stokes:  Ebay?
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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