Episode #0535

[Mysterious Benefactor]

    

Complete this phrase: "Julia feared Barnabas had clearly lost his mind when he told her...!!"

[IluvBarnabas]

"Julia feared Barnabas had clearly lost his mind when he told her he dreaded not the return of the vampire curse but the return of being seen in black and white!!"

[MagnusTrask]

"Julia feared Barnabas had clearly lost his mind when he told her that Eugene McCarthy was a shoo-in!!"   (Not funny but topical!   Ripped straight from your grandpa's headlines!)

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Julia feared Barnabas had clearly lost his mind when he told her Willie gave these slippers to me for my birthday Julia, I don't know anything about bowling shoes!!

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[Lydia]

Julia feared Barnabas had clearly lost his mind when he told her he expected her to attend the Tupperware party he was planning to host at the Old House!!

[MagnusTrask]

"Julia feared Barnabas had clearly lost his mind when he told her that he was becoming the Incredible Shrinking Former Vampire, when he had really just sat down!!"

[Uncle Roger]

That he had signed his residuals away for $32.00 and a supoly of Rice-a-Roni.

[MagnusTrask]

That he had signed his residuals away for $32.00 and a supply of Rice-a-Roni.

(That basically may have happened... very common then.)

J: "For the last time Barnabas, I fell into a vat of mustard, okay?!  Can we move on?!!"