Necronomicon . . . lol Uncle Rodger ^_^
Victoria (reading): . . . Quoth the Raven, Hey baby waz up?
Victoria (reading): . . . Elephant Stew, 1 medium sized elephant, 200 bushels carrots, 100 kilogram tomatoes . . .
Victoria (reading): . . . "I think I can, I think I can, I think I did." And that's when the Little Engine That Could reached Auschwitz.
The last caption is originally from this post: