Episode #0298

[Jackie]

 

[ClaudeNorth]

Julia:  "Here is the church, and here is the steeple..."

[Heather]

Julia: {fingering her medallion} Now, with the flip of a switch...Ta-Da: the perfect storage compartment for a lady's...pills. Never leave home without it!

Maggie: Oooo.... sold!

[MagnusTrask]

Victoria:   "I can't look!   It's such a hideous shade of green!   I simply can't look!"

Julia:   "Hey!   Do you want help from a fake historian and unethical medical researcher, or not?!"

[Charles_Ellis]

Vicki: Thanks for explaining 'the facts of life' to me and Maggie, Miss Hoffman.  For once I understand something, and I don't want to!!

[tripwire]

Maggie: Pssssssssst, Vicki, look at those feet, they are huge, she could start her own vineyard.
Vicki: I heard in college she was known as kangaroo Hoffman.

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Julia: Ok, that's the skinny on how to roll sailors and rich geezers in bars... now lets have a pratical lesson, who's for a field trip to the Blue Whale....

[Bob_the_Bartender]

"Vickie, all Dr. Hoffman is trying to say, is when your boyfriend starts to act like even more of a pronounced, preening narcissist than even Ricki Martin, then it's time to dump the schlump!"

[Professor1985]

MAGGIE (Talking like Homer Simpson*): Hum, mediallians!

*THE SIMPSONS didn't debut as a full series in 1989.

[michael c]

maggie:"miss hoffman every time you show me that hideous piece of junk i forget things."

julia:"my heirloom medallion is not junk!and you two dimwits would forget your noses if they weren't glued to you face!"

[BuzzH]

Julia: Ok, that's the skinny on how to roll sailors and rich geezers in bars... now lets have a pratical lesson, who's for a field trip to the Blue Whale....

LOL!  Good one!  

[McTrooper]

Julia:  For the last time Vicky, I did not kill Kermit to make this coat. 

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

LOL!  Good one!  

  Thanks Buzz!