"..grandfather Lionel Collins, who was kicked out of Collinsport for declaring war on the Atlantic Ocean!"
"..grandmother LeeAnn Collins, who was kicked out of Collinpsort for sporting a hat decorated with pastries during a time of famine!"
"..granduncle Marty Collins, who was kicked out of Collinsport for fun during the Collinsport fair's long-range-people-kicking contest!"