Episode #0117

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

[Professor1985]

MRS. JOHNSON: Joe Haskell, I'm afraid of scary things, eventhough my son Harry is out of town.
JOE: Mrs. Johnson, do be a big crybaby!

[Bob_the_Bartender]

To both Mrs. Stoddard's and Joe's great "delight," Mrs. Johnson regales them with her unique interpretation of "Old Man River."

[Janet the Wicked]

To both Mrs. Stoddard's and Joe's great "delight," Mrs. Johnson regales them with her unique interpretation of "Old Man River."

She must be pretty bad. Look at the pain in Joe's face.

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Mrs. Johnson: Joe you should be used to hearing all us young girls whistle at you, even in that heave coat we know a Collinsport stud when we see one!

Elizabeth: Mrs. Johnson would you please leave us, I would like to speak with the stud, I mean with joe privately.

[MagnusTrask]

Joe:  "Alright, we're having fish.  But what kind?"

ECS:  "I wish she wouldn't announce what we're having for dinner through charades.   It's so undignified!"

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Mrs. Johnson: So you want to be left alone with young Joe Haskel to talk about the cannery? would you like me to close the doors on my way out?

Elizabeth: Yes Mrs. Johnson, please close the doors on you're way out..... (thinking) its good to be the Boss.

[dvlvan26]

Mrs. Johnson(to Liz): You and young Haskell living together? That's a sin and a shame!

[Uncle Roger]

Mrs. Johnson: "Well, Joe, we'll always have Ogonquit."