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Title: Episode #0068
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 28, 2005, 10:05:32 PM: *
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 28, 2005, 10:07:32 PM: "Uncle Roger, please be a dear, and write a personal letter of introduction/recommendation to your old Sigma Chi Fraternity chapter at Yale University, on behalf of my main squeeze/future hubby, Buzz Hackett, won't you, darling?" [love3]
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on September 29, 2005, 12:14:38 AM: Carolyn: Uncle Roger, next comes, here is the steeple and than you open you're hands to show all the people! isn't that clever!
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Professor1985 on September 29, 2005, 02:32:36 AM: CAROLYN: Uncle Roger, why are you greedy?
ROGER: Well Kitten, I'm afraid that Sheriff Patterson will put the book on me.
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 29, 2005, 04:21:20 AM: "Yes, Uncle Roger, I DO realize how much you absolutely detest Burke Devlin. Nevertheless, I don't think that even good, old Sheriff Paterson is going to buy-it, when you tell him that you were merely trying to perform the Heimlick maneuver around Burke's throat!" ::)
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: BuzzH on September 29, 2005, 02:37:54 PM: R: Now Kitten, work w/me, THIS is the proper way to make "hand farts"!
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: ClaudeNorth on September 29, 2005, 11:10:21 PM: Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on September 28, 2005, 10:07:32 PM
"Uncle Roger, please be a dear, and write a personal letter of introduction/recommendation to your old Sigma Chi Fraternity chapter at Yale University, on behalf of my main squeeze/future hubby, Buzz Hackett, won't you, darling?" [love3]

Today on DARK SHADOWS, Roger Collins is forced to honor Carolyn's request because his hands are tied...literally.
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: michael c on September 30, 2005, 01:26:25 AM: carolyn:"uncle roger if you really want to get vicki on your side why not 'treat' her to a greasy diner breakfast and then a tour of a fish cannery."

roger:"that is so genius kitten!i don't know why i didn't think of it."
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 30, 2005, 03:09:55 AM: An obviously "distraught" Roger demonstrates to Carolyn how his Army hand-to-hand combat training literally saved his life during his first night with his new bride, Laura, in the honeymoon suite of the Portland Hilton. [a2a3] [a175] [salute] [love8]
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Jackie on October 02, 2005, 01:13:04 AM: Roger illustrating for his niece: Here's the church, and here's the steeple, open the door and see all the people.

Carolyn: Oh Uncle Roger!

::)
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on October 20, 2005, 11:32:07 PM: Carolyn: Gosh Uncle Roger, you look like you're throwing youself on the mercy of the court or something.

Roger: Gasp!
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: mrjuggins on May 12, 2020, 03:30:06 AM: If that's your impersonation of Reverend Trask, keep working on it.

Don't worry Uncle Roger, I'm not pregnant.

It's a new thing called Super Glue.
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 08, 2021, 10:40:17 PM: [pointing-up] LOVE THEM!! [stfl] [lol2] [stfl] [lol2] [stfl] [thumb]
Title: Re: Episode #0068
Post by: Uncle Roger on April 28, 2022, 03:38:16 AM: Louis Edmonds: "Well, Nancy, until they finally institute Daytime Emmys, one must reward one's performance as best he can."