"..she found the spiders & roaches had joined forces to overtake the household."
"..instead of walking, Sandor began simply jumping down the stairs into the safety net of the pile of garbage below."
"..Barnabas discovered Josette's room cluttered heavy with empty wine bottles & 19th century pornographic reading materials."
"..her pushy control-freak mother-in-law suddenly showed up!"
(Dum-dum-duuuuuuuuuum...)