Q: "It's a perfectly preserved body! That's scary! Let's burn it!" A: "Well, we have three options. We could burn her, we could bury her, or we could cover her with a thin layer of cement and display her in Collinwood's drawing room for posterity so that her legend will never fade!"
"Alexis broke down and collapsed in tears when she suddenly realized that for years Angelique had spread rumors that Alexis was really a cross-dressing man and completely unrelated to her!!"
"Alexis couldn't help but wonder if she'd made the right decision when she decided to come to Collinwood to discover the truth about her sister's death rather than take up Prince Rainier III's invitation to become his mistress and live a life of untold luxury in Monaco?!"
"Cyrus was very pleased after Buffie agreed to take part in his new experiment to discover if too many ornamental hair curls sucked the intelligence out of women's brains!!"
Fill in the blanks: Bruno - "You think you know everything! Well, the things you don't know would chill you to the bone, Quentin!! Like you don't know that twice a week Angelique got together with ________ to ________!! How's that for a shock?!"
"Quentin and Bruno decided that the only way to solve their disagreement over who was able to satisfy Angelique sexually more was to duel with their erections until one of them orgasmed (and thus lost) right there and then in the Collinwood's drawing room!!"