"Carrie was beyond shocked when Kendrick burst into Collinwood and demanded she tell him what her psychic powers were indicating when it came to pinpointing the first time he and Melanie would have sex together!!"
Melanie - "Oh, Carrie, I'm just as innocent as you are - I have no idea what it means when a man says he wants to use his blanket hornpipe on me while we're basket making!!"