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Episode #1082
« on: August 18, 2005, 07:10:17 PM »
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 11:53:44 PM »
JULIA: Hello, I like to order a large pizza!
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2005, 09:17:49 PM »
Liz:  Julia I just found out your PHD in Phrenology license it a fake.  I want you out of this now right now!
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 02:07:34 AM »
 >:D

Today on DARK SHADOWS, a mysterious force compels Julia to make a long-distance phone call to her brother the judge in Texas.  The mystery deepens when it is revealed that she doesn't have a brother in Texas or anywhere else. 
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 03:15:02 AM »
Julia gets a disturbing phone call from Joe Haskell at Wind Cliff, asking if she had  prince Albert in can, Julia answered that she did not understand.... this brought laughter on the other end of the line.
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2005, 05:19:38 AM »
Nurse from Windcliff:  Julia the penguins are attacking.  We are under siege.  Their leader is demanding fish in amounts that only the cannery could provide.  Get help now!
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2005, 07:52:50 AM »
Julia:  Hello?  Who?  No, I will not give back your ring, Petofi, so quit calling me.
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 05:21:36 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 20, 2005, 03:15:02 AM
Julia gets a disturbing phone call from Joe Haskell at Wind Cliff, asking if she had  prince Albert in can, Julia answered that she did not understand.... this brought laughter on the other end of the line.

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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2006, 08:41:53 PM »
While listening to the voice on the phone Julia could only wonder who.... Barnabas?, Quentin? Roger!? or ohh no! not Willie!!

Voice on the phone: Yes Miss Hoffman, the results are positive. you are three months pregnant!
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 10:43:47 AM »
(Over phone) "This is Kelly Rippa, from Live with Regis and Kelly!!  What did Angelina Jolie say was her favorite thing about Brad Pitt, last week on the show?!"

JH:  "Uh... how hot he was as a vampire, in that movie with Tom Cruise?   Sorry, one-track mind..."
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 09:43:15 PM »
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2006, 05:27:59 AM »
"Hello, Dr. Joy Browne? This is Julia calling from Maine.  Could you please give me some pointers on how I might 'jump-start' my romantic relationship with a, somewhat, reluctant 175-year-old member of the 'living dead'?"   ;)
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Re: Episode #1082
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2012, 05:55:04 AM »
Sound of heavy breathing.

Julia: "No, Carolyn can't come to phone now. You will have to leave your filthy, smutty message with me. Hello? Hello? Hello?"
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