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Messages - McTrooper

2581
sandwich

bag of gently used matchsticks

2582
Goofy and Mini

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toilet _ and a _ bidet _

rock _ and a _ rocky place  _

Kibbles _ and a _ Bits _

2584
fresh pretzels

coasters

his painting with graffiti on it calling him a hack

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Statues (carvings):  Join us.  Join us.  Stand guard against the powers of evil.  We’re not very good at it.

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David (from phone):  I just joined the Spook Scouts.  We’re selling Ghost Cookies and Spook Corn.  I put you down for 3 cases of each. 

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Burke:  Why don’t you let Carolyn redecorate your office?

Rodger:  She tried to redecorate Matthew’s cottage once, but it was wall to wall pastels.  Matthew nearly exploded.

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Burke:  Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
I'd Ooey and I'd Gooey
Under Everybody's Shoey,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud. (HUNK OF MUD)

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Rodger (thinking):  This dartboard makes me want to make a retail store and sell expensive bath towels that feel like sandpaper.

2590
The Collinsport Handwringing competition was too close to call.

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I’m here to hear to watch your vacation slideshow.

2592
Alright I confess, I’m the The Kissing Burglar.

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Rodger:  Burke I’d like to higher you.  You’re more than quality. 

Burke:  Offer accepted.  I’ll be the best Chief Mail Handler the Cannery’s ever seen.

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Elisabeth:  Rodger, you’re wearing monkey slippers again.  I can not tolerate casual and business wear being mixed.  Next time I see those you had better be wearing your footie pj’s too.

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Burke:  Look Rodger, I’ve already got the proof you cheated in the 4th grade spelling bee.  If you don’t want it to get out you have to pay up.