Setup: 

Victoria rather enjoyed teaching Matthew how to pronounce and understand modern slang words like _________ 

[optional extra words / formats . . .
_______, ______, and ______
(Or) _____ or ______.
(Even) ______ because  . . .]

Hehe

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perform a mani pedi

Paul:  Hello is this Collinsport Pizza and Taxidermy?  I’d like your pepperoni special with the fake deer eyes added.   Do you deliver?

Burke: So when I was a boy I caught a fish this big and it said it would grant me a wish if I let it go, but I told it I wished for a fish dinner.  It was a good fish dinner.  Those magic fish are tasty!

Sam:  Sometimes after a long painting session I like to sit in that chair, but Maggie complaines I always get the seat full of paint.

Hehe to both

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tepid water

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aging artist soufflé

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toilet water

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chum

[Modified by Moderator]

Barnabas:  Please you two settle down.
I’ll get some clear buckets with measurements on them so you can settle this contest.
Studding American Slang has really paid off.  I was wondering when I’d need those buckets.  It’s a silly contest though  . . .  who’ve drinks the most water wins.