I always had a soft spot for the Master of Dartmoor...How could you possibly know?

Hey VAM!
That  post made you our first Senior Member.  Congratulations!!

I miss A.J. the schedule guy

Me too!

Now, a bright, new duo joins this pantheon of comedy greats.  Of course, I'm referring to Collinsport, Maine's two native sons, those new Kings of Comedy, Lang and Clark!

Yes, Eric Lang, master of the malaprop, the non sequitur, and possessor of that winsomely crooked smile, a great straight man in the tradition of Bud Abbott.    And the younger half of this sensational, new comedy team, the irrepressible Jeff Clark, whose skillful use of the pratfall and the phony limb, and whose unparalled utilization of humorous histrionics, makes him a comedic force to be reckoned with.

Be forewarned, dear viewer, for you will soon be exposed to almost unrelenting, sidesplitting humor.  Understandbly, all of Collinsport is justifiably proud of its two local boys who have made good.  Think of them as Collinsport's answer to Cheech and Chong.  Let the laughter begin!!!

Bob the B,

I laughed and laughed reading this, and then was nearly hysterical watching their scenes together.  Thanks to you, I could imagine that every time Dr. Lang mentioned "Eagle Hill", Jeff would turn suddenly and say, "Eagle Hill?!  Did you just say 'Eagle Hill'?  Slowly I turned ... step by step ... inch by inch ..."

Ooh, and instead of "Who's on First?", how about a Vicki/Jeff routine in which everytime Vicki calls Jeff "Peter Bradford" he screams "MY NAME IS JEFF CLARK!  CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!  I'M JEFF CLARK!!"  And then when Vicki finally catches on she tells him "I understand now-- you're Jeff Clark" to which he yells "I'M PETER BRADFORD!!"  But come to think of it, we really will get to see this one.

Daphne,

Shadowgram is a subscription fan newsletter that goes out 4 times a year.  The editor (Marcy Robin) also sends out these email updates from time to time that are free even to non-subscribers.

We all think we know who the real Mark Rainey is? Don't be so sure. A recent unauthorized search of a warehouse owned the person claiming to be "Stephen Mark Rainey" uncovered a particularly gruesome discovery. Check it out here -- if you dare...

Ohmygod that's funny!!!

DSWayne, you have made my day!!!

Dsboards and its administrative addresses are NOT infected with a virus.  The emails being circulated that purport to be from dsboards accounts and from its users are actually originating from one individual's email account; if you expand the headers in the email messages you'll see the actual sender's address.  This person is aware they have the virus and is taking steps to rid their computer of it.  However, I wanted to assuage any concerns that posting here or allowing your email address to be listed on the forum puts anyone at risk because that isn't at all the case-- You're receiving these emails because your address is in the address book of the infected computer, and the names/e-titles from other users/messages in that same address book are merely masking the actual originating computer.  The Klez virus is one tricky little buggar, and it sends out these emails without the user's knowledge.

For your protection, do NOT open any attachments unless you have a CURRENT antivirus program, and update your program if you haven't already done so.  A removal tool/scan for the Klez virus is available on the Symantec website at
http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.klez.gen@mm.html

Some messages also apparently contain the addresses of ezboards users, but to my knowledge Ezboards itself is also NOT infected.