Before we get to today's quote, we need to deal with how the script sets up things:
Willie turns, finding KELLY GREER lying on his tousled bed. Kelly's early 20s, sexy in a "Miskatonic U." belly shirt, glasses perched in her hair as she studies/fondles a cheap-looking athletic trophy.It is at the point when Willie sees what Kelly is doing that today's quote -
Page 12 - Willie: 'Don't mess with that.'
- comes up in the script. However, what Willie actually says in the pilot is "I told you a thousand times-- don’t mess with that." (As you may recall, Willie's character is described in part as a "former Collinsport high school football star".)